Friday, December 29, 2006

GUBRA: My Personal Review

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is yasmin ahmad's sequel to the her own hit movie sepet. this movie expands the main character's story in sepet, orked and introduced some new ones but failed to bond and connect them together. and these new branches of stories and characters, about a bilal and his (loving and playful) wife's attempt to try to reach to prostitutes working next door, is MORE interesting than the story of the main character, orked herself; which is not supposed to happen. i'm not going to spoil you the story so i'm just going to lightly touch about things that make this film what it is and discuss about stuff that concerned me the most.

my first impression when i finished watching the vcd (cetak rompak tak main la) is that this movie is trying too hard to be different, it's unnatural.
yasmin tried to paint a realistic malaysia of her own but failed miserably in a convoluted world that tries to tell the viewers subtle and sometimes symbolic messages about inter-racial and no boundaries of love, forgiveness, love that lasts forever, family love and adultry; that are hard to understand and comprehend. this movie feels like it's been done by a foreigner that doesn't really understand malaysia really well. different doesn't always equals to good.

i like artsy and philosophical movies that has hidden messages interwoven into the stories but this film has poor storytelling and a lot of the continuity of the scenes feels very loose and were done amateurishly. what a disappointment.
yasmin tried to tell an actually good story but unfortunately her directing skills is not on par and it really hurts the film. many of the dialogues and scenes are broken, forceful and doesn't make any sense. the acting in the whole is a hit-or-miss kind of a thing. sharifah amani as orkid and harith iskandar as orked's father is brilliant but ida nerina as orked's mother (she's over-acting and were trying too hard) and jason's brother (i don't know this guy's name but his acting sucks) are just horrible. i'm not being picky but these tiny negative points really bogs a potentially good filem down.

poor static camera angles, poor dialogue and lots of plot holes really disappointed me. and yes, sharifah amani DOES sounds stupid when she talks in english. they really have to improve their english pronunciations and please oh please, use good bahasa melayu next time ? i just hate rojak language.

although with all these tiny problems, this film is still worth your attention because there are several times that i felt the warmth and
cozyness of the passion of a 'at-home' family love. it's not that great, but still it's NICE.

all in all, this movie IS indeed different from other mainstream malaysian movies, but that doesn't mean that it's great. this film were trying too hard to be controversial by touching sensitive issues forcefully and it shows. of course it's not a BAD film but maybe i was just hoping for a better one from a credible director such as yasmin ahmad. i should have not put my expectations too high. i was hoping that this film could topple JOGHO's greatness, but it failed miserably. but nice try yasmin, one brave try. i can't wait for her next film !

i would rate this film 2.5/5.0 and i'm being generous. watch this film, and you might disagree with me completely. i still don't understand why the mainstream media reviews in malaysia were telling people that this movie is the best malaysian movie this year. maybe they are afraid to be called kolot (old-fashioned, out of date) if they bash something as new and different as gubra. CINTA is far better. this you have to believe me.

Friday, December 22, 2006

going home for raya haji

yeah i'm in pasir mas right now wuhuu! it's raining softly here and the temperature is quite cool and frankly i'm a bit delightedly surprised because i was expecting hot hot hot and nothing else than pure torture from the strong bright sun of malaysia.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

of mini towel, panties and spinach

wow it's been a whole week without any new post. it's not that it matters but, you know. just saying stuff. i'm trying to make an opening here. which is kinda boring. yeah. em.....

so i'm going to write about what has happened recently. to start off, today i got a ' new year gift ' from the national health insurance for being healthy the whole year and not using my insurance rights. so to prize me for not using their service the whole year, they sent me a set of small hand towels and a couple of bionic soups that are environmental friendly. merry. before opening the package i was a bit skeptical. did they sent me a box of anthrax because i forget to pay them last year? was it going to be a box full of midget ninjas trying to act cute upfront but when i'm looking back, slits my throat and pulls my heart out? those little assassins! but no, i got an orange hand towel. nice. it's fluffy. i kinda like fluffy things. and mini-towels.

last night i experienced something new. i went to a 'go-kon' (合コン) with my classmates, three of them to be exact. to those who doesn't know, go-kon is a group blind date in japan and it's famous with young people trying to find a new boyfriend/girlfriend. it's usually done in a small group of people consisting of a balanced proportion of boys and girls. in case of the go-kon that i participated last night, it's 4 boys and 4 girls. and yeah, all 4 of the girls are 3rd year high school girls. firstly, i would like to clear everything up. i agreed to participate just to help my perverted classmate, murasawa to fill up the 4 boys quota. my intentions that night was NOT to find a japanese girl friend, ok? i'm just trying to help a friend and while doing that, i could have a hands-on experience with one particular japanese culture. i have enough problems and rainbow six vegas to make me look like i'm busy and occupied.

but minutes before we the 4 boys meet the 4 girls, i kinda thought this to myself: yeah it's ok if you're not doing this blind date seriously but what if all 4 of those girls, even one of them, are like, super cute and absolutely full of 'genki'ness? what if they're hot, kawaii, innocent high school girls that just wanted to ' try it ' with a foreigner like what i have read on blogs of a few and many single foreigners in japan? i mean, you have to be a dumb fool if you ignore that. suddenly i'm getting excited and i started to hope for those girls to be cuter than ayase haruka and hasegawa kyoko? what if they're this what if they're that. i learned the first rule of go-kon. NEVER. i repeat. NEVER put your hopes high. yeah we met the 4 girls right. and sadly (although i'm not supposed to be, remember i'm only filling up the quota? stupid me) all of the girls are below average. i don't believe they're real high school girls. one girl even looks like a worker at a canteen or a food court, you know what i mean? those who looks like 'obasan'.

but it was not bad. we had some good conversations about a lot of things. looks like all 4 are very close friends. all of them want to be an elementary school or a kindergarten teacher. that's nice but i don't know about the other 3, but i'm SURE that obasan would end up in a canteen serving food. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. out of all 4, there is one girl that i would consider OK, with a flash of genki and kawaii essence in her. i don't know why, but there are a lot of young japanese girls that has an uneven set of teeth, including her. lets call her tootsie. she is the most interesting of them all, but i'm not saying that i'm interested in her. but my friend murasawa and kawajiri seems to like this girl, but they're a bit shy. kawaii ne.

so although it's merely 5 ℃ outside, tootsie wears a short mini skirt with high heels. if i was her i would surely have frozen my vagina in the first 30 minutes. got her nails done with some diamond-like thingy stuck on it and all sort of weird japanezy trend going on, i don't really understand. i have a slight amazement with what these girls could endure just for fashion and looking good. hot or cold, mini skirt forever policy is a very hard policy for them but what can be done, japanese men like to see some legs i guess. but the no 1 thing that japanese men like is none other than a big, huge, eye popping set of hooters. stupid peer pressure.

so we went to a nice japanese style restaurant where the tables are brought close to the floor but you can put your feet under the table because there were feet space dug from the floor beneath the table. so you can put your feet below or just sit on the floor. i don't really know why, but tootsie sometimes chooses to move around trying to change her sitting positions. and yeah, although with the poor lighting condition, i unintentionally saw her panties when she did that. i swear it's just coincidence. call it luck or total misfortune, i didn't mean it. it's white with some fruit images on it. strawberry, banana, pineapple, grapes and maybe some guava, i don't really see it clearly. i felt so much guilt. i felt guilty as o.j. simpson. and what's worse, she noticed that i saw it. so she asked me with a big smiling blushy face: " you saw my panties right?". i got shot in the head at that time. so i horribly and desperately tried to explain to her that i didn't mean to look at it, it's just my good reflex skills at noticing something good to look at; and i was bestowed with the marvelous skill at the age of 7. i'll talk about that later, IF i remember to write about it. i don't mean it's good to look at, it's just, you know.... she smiled back and said " it's ok. it's my fault actually, i should be more careful." and being careful is not what tootsie is good at. i started to believe that she's doing those movements on purpose. i don't really mind if a lady volunteered to show me their lovely panties, but she's still an underage school girl and i really feel weird about it. to think about it, why the hell did i agreed to participate in a go-kon with a bunch of japanese high school girls in the first place? damn, i'm a BAD person. or maybe i just have too many perverted japanese friends, like murasawa.

so tootsie wants to be a kindergarten teacher right? so from out of nowhere she forced me to listen to a children story about a family of happy fingers, that she wrote herself. the idea is simple. the thumb finger is the father, index the mother, middle the brother, ring the little sister and pinky the little brother. so little sister is jealous of little brother because every one in the family closes their eyes on every shit the little bastard do; but when ever SHE did something wrong, she got scolded. i'm not really paying attention because it's RIDICULOUS !!! even for a children's story !!! then we also played some simple children's game, some of if i'm familiar with and some of it are totally new. it was not bad at all.

the other 3 girls, i really have nothing much to say. obasan is like an obasan. she talks too fast and were using far too much touhoku accent, i don't really understand what she's trying to tell me. another girl is just too shy to talk. i gave her one sentence of question/conversation, she answered it with another sentence of conversation. and all that we talked is about the vegetable meal (spinach mixed with goma) we had in front of us. she is so small and so short. her height is just 140cm! i'm sure if i kick her HARD enough, i can make her fly 50meters away. the last girl is the most normal one. quite talkative, dresses politely and she even knows where malaysia is! everyone else have no idea where malaysia is located, but when i said it's the country between singapore and thailand, they give me this blank look telling me this: where the hell is thailand and singapore? so i ended up drawing the whole map of asia starting from japan on the dining tissue. i think japanese people, especially the young ones should really take more interest in other foreign country (especially asian), not just usa. these people should stop being such fucking ignorant idiots!

after about 4 hours of a bad, crazy and boring go-kon, we decided to end the event by exchanging our email addresses. i only exchanged my email address with tootsie and the normal girl and i had no time to ask the shy girl and obasan for theirs because i got to catch the train. when i was on the train back to sansai, my phone sings the song of pac-man, a sign of a new email. no. it's not from tootsie. it's from obasan. she asked the normal girl for my address. and she uses too much 絵文字(emoji: advanced emoticons; ideograph; pictograph). just like a normal obasan, her emojis feel forced, like she was trying hard to be like a normal teenage girl. i only replied her once. that's all. tootsie on the other hand is quite good at writing emails. and the normal girl writes to me like it's an official letter.

all in all, it was a time and energy consuming event that i don't want to participate in anymore, at least for now. i guess i'll sign off right now. i got some cleaning to do and i'm still not finished stuffing up my travel bag with stuff; because i'm going back to malaysia tomorrow afternoon yeah !!! i want to eat meat !!! hot red meat !!! i want to kill those delicious animals and eat them like a fucking cannibal hwahwhawhahahhhaa !!!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

tom clancy's rainbow six: vegas

damn where should i start. hmm.... what about i'll kick off today's post with something like this: this game is so good that i HAVE to write about it and tell it to everyone because in that way maybe i could calm myself and not be over-excited because i'm not breathing well right now. this is THE game that i have been waiting for all these years, and it delivers. have i told you this game ROCKS? and it just, ROCKS? sorry for that, i guess my 'gamer blood' temperature's up again after a LONG time.

so my current rig's spec is pentium 4 2.8Ghz with HT, 1024mb RAM, 256mb radeon x1950 pro AGP and sound blaster audigy 4. playing at 1280x960 with all graphical settings set to ON and HIGH, this game runs smoothly without any noticeable hiccups and gives me a decent playing fps (about 20-30 fps). oh i love my rig i wish i can have sex with it.

i have been a great fan of tom clancy's rainbow six game series since the first one and my favorite installation is of course raven shield. the fourth game, lockdown is such a total letdown because it's basically a port from consoles that was made for dumb console players. no tactical planning, idiotic a.i. and a pain in the ass feeling of another fucking generic shooter made for those dumb console players. first person shooters should ONLY be made on computer; especially tactical ones. that was one dumb fucking mistake made by the developers and i don't want to talk about it.

after the terrible disaster that is LOCKDOWN, came the fifth game in the series: VEGAS. at first i was skeptical that the series greatness will never be born again. in a lot of ways, vegas is not as tactically fun or challenging as raven shield, but the developer has successfully implemented a new slick, wicked cover system that is not only fun and functional, it just simply WORKS. it is less tactical and much more forgiving and the gameplay speed really has risen up compared to the realistic approach that raven shield took; but the change has evolved and bring up the series to a new height of simplicity, style and feel. it sits right in the middle of the slow paced hardcore tactical team based shooter like raven shield and the more actiony hollywood action movie style games like kill switch. really interesting stuff.

like i said before, the new gameplay mechanic that i think are going to save the rainbow six series and hopefully other game franchise could look at it and learn something about it so that they can improve on it an put it into their own game is the new cover system. you press the right mouse button and you get your back against the wall. you press the directional key outside the cover you're in, pop out, shoot the enemy and pop right in. it's gaming mechanic genius. you could even blind fire behind cover when you're desperate.

with the pacing given a punch of steroids or two and the hollywood action movie style, you really feel like a bad ass elite counter terrorist cop guy. i also noticed the a.i. has improved with enemies taking cover and trying to flank you when they have a chance. i guess the developers has learnt something from another great fps with great artificial intelligence: F.E.A.R.

to be continued....

so the game is set in sin city: las vegas. the graphical power of the new unreal engine 3 is still not put into good use but the overall graphics in the game is still nice and the developers nailed the sin city look perfectly with slot machines, neon and even hookers and advertisement of stuff i don't care but has hald naked women on it. terrorists have taken over vegas and you're there to save the day. pretty generic story but really, do we give a shit about good story in an action game? but a decent one is a super plus.

there is a lot of stuff to do in the game beyond shooting terrorists in the fucking face. you could give orders to your 2 team mates to take cover, breach door, rappel from roof, heal each other and kill, kill, kill !!! it's really fun and exciting when you're carefully planning and organizing your team mates before entering a room full of terrorists. do you enter stealthly, pick a nice position that cover the whole danger zone? or place the door with explosive, throw in a flashbang or two and go in guns blazing ala rambo? it's your choice.

this game is also available on the xbox 360 and the only thing that's better on the xbox is it's graphics and during online play, you could use the xobx360 camera to take your picture and put it in the character in the game so that terrorist could identify your ugly dumb face and shoot you in the head. online. the controls are superior on the pc with the mouse and keyboard set up. in a nutshell, if you're a fan of an action tactical shooter ( but not in the level of hardcore ), you definitely have to check this out. on par with gears of war.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Las Vegas Hooker 18+

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth
that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"


"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"


"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"


"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it
because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.

He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before
us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

Friday, December 08, 2006

exam's over ! i'm free! at least for a moment....

fuck yeah exam is over indeed! it feels like someone has lifted this heavy burden off my shoulders a bit and i do feel like i'm breathing a new, fresher air now; my chest jumps and danced like a little girl in tandem with the sound of the bell signaling the end of my last paper for the mid-term exam. it's cherry with vanilla ice cream.

i got only 2 papers: 伝熱工学 (dennetsu: heat-transfer engineering?) and 機械力学 (kiriki: machine mechanics?). i did pretty well with dennetsu, i must be a fucking genius or something! but i can't say the same thing about machine mechanics. out of the 10 papers that i took, this subject has to be the worst one. i wish i had more time to prepare, well, it's over now so there's nothing else that i can do. fuck that. yesterday i got 4 (!) papers so that's why i don't have the time to write about it last night (like the first and second day of exam) because i was too busy and too tired. the papers i took was 生産工学(seisan: production), 制御工学(seigyo: control), ロボット工学(robot), 数値計算法(suuchi: statistics calculation?). i did pretty well, i hope. it was a hard day, but i was happy at the end because i did better than i expected. so to summon up my impressions about this semester's mid exam: i think i did pretty fucking awesomely good and this has got to be my best performance in my studies in japan. i don't want to brag and all but like i give a fuck about what you think about me, so yeah i'm pretty happy with myself.

exam, everyone has this tired but happy look on their faces; i was dancing with mori, murata was singing the patriotic song of japan that were used to help japanese propaganda during the world war 2, murasawa is lying on the floor i don't know what the hell happened to him; and suddently, miyashita sensei called me told me this: i was chosen by the school to write an article that are going to be on the school's monthly magazine about my 3-year-long-life in nagano kousen and what i feel about graduation. i was asked to do a 600 japanese-words article about a subject that i don't really like, and there's nothing profitable for me, except i can put a picture of my most 'sparkling moment' during my kousen life (that's how the request translates in english, really!) on the magazine and that would be very nice for nostalgic memories in the future.

remember my post about me leading the sports oath ceremony? they printed the picture of my fat ass when i was on stage, stretching my hand forward like a nazi pose! well, it's not a big deal anyways but still, it feels kind a good to know that people actually realized my puny existence. oh, and i also have hemorrhoids. i've been infected by this pain-in-the-ass virus for a week now and i'm still not getting any medical treatment. i just trust my ass to cure itself. he's a tough boy. nothing that my lovely ass can't handle, well maybe except a hard jewish gay cock. or any cock. even artificial ones. i want to kill all gay people in this world !

so now
that the exams is over, i can finally turn my attention to my (still) unsolved '280000yen problem' that i've been avoiding direct contact with since the problem occurred right before the first day of exam. nice fucking timing. so my job now is to find more strong points that can be used agaist my assailants *cough* stupidfuckingsoftbank *cough*. my fight againts them starts again tomorrow morning. i don't want to talk about the details, but this really pisses me off. i'm one of those guys who don't get angry easily but when i do, man i'd do anything to fight back. you don't piss me off and get away from it. that's my quality assurance right there.

i'm also waiting patiently for my new graphic card to arrive. the mighty radeon x1950 pro! man i can't wait to play shader model 3.0 games like splinter cell double theory and rainbow6 vegas with this awesome card. this card goes on sale tomorrow in japan and i'll get my card this monday, IF, the delivery guy doesn't fuck things up. this is going to be my last graphics card update because when i'm upgrading my computer next time, it's going to be a whole new rig with windows vista, core duo 2 3.0ghz, 2g RAM, Sound Blaster Xi-Fi, a high end 512mb directx 10 card with shader model 4.0 graphics card and a japanese hooker. ok the last one is just a dream i had last night. and it was very nice.

i am also thinking and asking myself: is this a good time to pick up that sexy xbox360 that's been doing pretty good lately with the release of AAA titles like gears of war and r6 vegas? a LOT of other AAA titles are also going to be released next year like halo3 (hopefully). the ps3 and wii is shit right now, but just wait for a year and it'll turn from a fucked up ugly duck bitch into a hot saliva dripping beautiful white swan that everyone, from kids to grannies , wants a piece of. the future of console gaming is as bright as the flash light those 40-something japanese nerds with their big-ass slr camera used to take photos of girls in their skimpy, flesh baring cosplay costumes. ok, i admit it, i like those girls too, but these nerds is making me sick to my stomach. i mean, it's FREAKAAAAYYY !!! they took these pictures, developed it themselves and use it as their daily dose of masturbation-assisting material. malaysia don't want to be a developed country but has a basically, although this is very harsh, fucked up society and people like japan. perverts, pedophiles, bullying in school that lead to suicides, japanese weird porn etc. these is not what malaysia wants to be. wait a minute. exclude the japanese porn part. that was a gift from above.

what a long post! this time i don't want to put colors in my texts because it's such a troublesome when you write THIS much! damn, i have too much free time now! i should have done something more useful like exercising, practicing my cooking skills, playing violent video games and watching stupid japanese gameshows on tv. but i choose to blog. because it's cool. and you're cool too for reading this until the end. or you just have too much free time. what the hell are you doing? get off the internet already and go say hi to that old friend you've not been in contact with lately. tell him/her that i'm going back to malaysia from 21december to 9january.

until next time. assalamualaikum.

hilarious malay couple: USIK2

oh man i almost shit in my pants when i watched this. this is so funny, classic youtube excellence! this has got to be one of the most funniest malaysian video on youtube, right behind the malaysian idol rejects videos. *you have to understand malay though. good job ! malaysia boleh !

Wednesday, December 06, 2006



ヨッシャ!試験勉強やるぞ!っと思ったら、ソフトバンクから電話がかかって来た。電話当番の1年生の子が俺の部屋に来て「電話ですけど、でも違うかもしれません。」と言って電話当番部屋まで案内してくれた。その部屋に入ったら1年生が何人かざわざさしてた。電話をかかって来たソフトバンクの人は俺の名前しか分からなかったから、多分電話当番の人が最初に「ムハマド タウフィック アリをお呼びできますか?」って聞かれた時に「タウフックって誰や?日本人じゃねぇじゃん?!」と思って、びびって、仲間からの助けを呼んで皆の話し合いの結果、タウフィックと言うのはあの5Mのマレーシアのタウフィックなんじゃなかという事らしい。ちょっと面白かった。びびってんじゃねぇよ1年生!

詳しい話はしたくないが、電話で話し合いの結果は結構良かった。その問題の28万円から一部を払わなければならない事になったが、まあ。。。全額よりいいんじゃないかと。でもはっきりいくらかっというのはまだ分からないけど、また新しい電話料金請求書をもらってから分かる。で、今週の土曜日に俺の910SHがまた使えるようになるって。それはそれでいいんだけど、俺はまだ納得いかない。0円にしてほしい。だから、この戦いはまだ終わらない。AND THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVE SOFTBANK.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006


oh mee GOD !!! this is ridiculously too cool ! halo 3 dood! what else can i say? i got an erection after watching this amazing clip and i totally soiled my pants with excitement and nerdiness. thank you for making me a game nerd, I LOVE IT !!! after watching this, i have decided, i WILL buy a xbox360 when halo3 comes out.

i promise.

i present to you, halo3's latest trailer:



今日は一科目しかないくて、しかも超楽勝だったぜ!機能材料工学のオッサン、そんな簡単な問題を出してくれて、まことにありがとうございました!100点取れるんじゃね?マジ ハッピー!まあまあ。。それはそれでいいんだけど、問題なのはこの先ですね。明日は科目が三つあって、どれでも難しそう!確立統計II、メカトロニクスと最後はシステム工学。軽く準備はしてあったけど、やっぱ不安。




Monday, December 04, 2006

oh noes !!!

shit, i fucked up. there is a 200000 yen worth of trouble i'm into right now. although it's 100% my fault, i just hoped that people i THOUGHT were my friends would've warn me about this earlier. i wished they'd do better than just shutting me out from important information. i guess i'm wrong about them.

i guess i AM alone. whatever. i can break what ever the fuck that comes charging at me. and i know i would not be trusting anyone to look after me, anymore. these people don't give a shit about me. but i got exams starting tomorrow so i should put this problem aside, on hold for a moment, and try to focus studying for exam. i'll deal with the 200000 yen problem when THAT is over.

although it's going to suck, i'm going to be fine.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

uwargh i hate exams

and i hate BUSH too. うわあああ。。。来週の火から金曜日まで後期中間テストだ!超ピリピリしてるぅ。。。。 伝熱工学と確立統計IIとメカトロニクスは超ヤバイんだけど!!!


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Wednesday, November 29, 2006


まさに予想外です。バカすごいです。5.0メガピクセルだって! the great 910SH. my brand new, too cool to be true mobile phone. you have to be an ignorant fool to NOT make the change to softbank and grab the golden plan. well calling someone an ignorant fool is excessive, but really this is the best mobile phone package in japan right now. maybe in the world ! cheap monthly fee, free talk + email, latest mobile phone tech, damn they even put free manga in my mobile phone. and this phone has a 5.0 mega pixel camera with anti-shake mechanism installed. no-brainer. this is, my friends, THE SHIT.

so friends, make the change, and let's talk and email for free.... FOREVER !!!

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anyways, i got exams next week so i really have no time to blog or even watch any good documentaries about human production anymore. good luck taufiq, good luck ali.

Monday, November 27, 2006

_( . . )_ my brotha, wespeckt !

i is werry eppy 'coz me bro from da embasy is givin me da green dou, but this time liek, 2 taims more dan befor ! wicked ! EffBridgy, u is me feevorite nigga! much wespeckt ! ere is da message demanding recongnizin! listen up and keep the mooney flooding in man !


Hope you are well...
This is the information about payday.
This time, we pay for two months (December 2006
and January 2007) at once.

Yen$$$,$$$ x 2 = Yen$$$,$$$

Payday is 24 November 2006.

Take care,

TBridge FBridge
Embassy of \(@)/ in Japan

Monday, November 20, 2006

masak2 bersama taufiq ali

marilah kita daulat kan bahasa melayu hehe. hmm... sebenarnya takde benda nak buat; ni yg tulis post baru nih. nak cerita sedikit pasal masak-memasak hehe. sebenarnya aku dah bosan gila asyik duk masak benda yang sama aje jadi hari ni aku cuba sesuatu yg lain dan baru sket.

tengahari tadi time rehat aku tengok senpai aku makan nasi paprik. aku pon apa lagi pow la sket. uih sedap aje. so bila masuk malam aku check la kot internet, cari resipi nak buat nasi paprik. pastu pegi la lembutkan daging ayam ngan masak nasi dulu. sejam lepas tu, acara memasak resipi baru bermula. wa wa wee waa !

senang aje nak masak sebenarnya. mula2 potong la daging ayam tu kecik2 pastu goreng. tapi aku rasa aku tak potong besar2 sket tapi so ni kesilapan pertama aku. lepas goreng sampai dia nak masak2 sket, masukkan la cili, bawang besar ngan bawang putih yg telah di blend. tapi ikut resipi tu dia suruh letak bawah merah bukan nya bawang besar tapi aku takde so selamba aje la. tunggu lebih kurang 3-5 minit, pastu masukkan la sos tiram, sos tomato ngan kicap manis. sos cili takde so nak buat mcam mana. bila kuah dah mengelegak sket, tambah la air untuk ubahsuai kekuatan rasa kuah.

lepas tu, masukkan serai, daun limau purut ngan tomato 2-3 biji. serai tu dimasukkan setelah dihentam puas2 dengan senduk kayu. groovy terus bau masakan berubah. org2 melayu yg belagak mat saleh kata " wow nice aroma ! ". kacau. kacau. kacau. pastu siap la. pastu tiba la saat2 yg paling mendebarkan: testing.

uhh memang cuak gila. tapi bila aje sudu yg menampung kuah paprik yg buat pertama kali aku masak tu masuk kedalam mulut, ohh betapa lega nya hati. damn i'm a fucking genius ! ha ha ha menjadi ayam paprik aku ha ha ha. apalagi terus pegi ambik nasi, pastu pulun puas2. gilak ah dah setahun setengah tak makan paprik. mcam sial aje. syukur alhamdulillah.

aku bukan apa, sebab no 1 aku malas nak cuba resipi baru ialah takut tak menjadi. kalo tak menjadi, pastu tak sedap pulak tuh, mana bole buang, membazir nanti. jadi kena la makan sampai habis. ada sekali tu aku buat kari ikan tak menjadi. aduuhh memang tak sedap langsung. 2 hari makan baru la habis. memang seksa betul 2 hari tu. ada lagi satu tu aku masak nasi beryani buat pertama kali. tak menjadi jugak. tak sedap langsung, rasa mcam makan racun aje tapi bila terbayang kan budak2 kat afrika, aku habis kan jugak sambil gelak kan diaorg untuk melawan emotion damage yg aku terima daripada kegagalan untuk memasak nasi beryani yg betul. yg tu pon 2 hari makan baru habis. macam sial.

adoi abenda la post aku hari nih. tapi ok jugak sebab dah lama tak menaip kot bahasa melayu. habis satu post firefox punya spell checker tanda merah. hehe. weh kepada yg masih pakai internet explorer tu, cepat2 la murtad dan masuk geng2 firefox 2.0. memang power dan banyak fungsi browser nih. ringan pulak tuh !

ok chow ! next time aku masak paprik, aku nak masukkan sayur2 plak mcam carrot, broccoli, jagung etc. mesti lagi sodap, bole ajak mori join makan sekali hehe.

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aku tau la gamba2 kat atas ni nampak takde la mcam sedap sangat tapi bagi aku memang sedap gila, aku bangga dengan diri sendiri. lain kali aku nak cuba improve plak cara aku hias hidangan hehe. biar kalah andartu2 yg tak reti masak heheehhehheehha.

Thursday, November 16, 2006



Wednesday, November 15, 2006

November the 11th

so i have a question: have you ever woke up in the morning, feeling the soft breeze of morning air, while your skin rejoice the warm morning sunlight, and then you said to yourself, " hey ! i wanna be a fucking veggie ! "? that happened to me last saturday ( 11th of november ).

it was like any other ordinary saturday morning, i woke up at about 9 a.m. and found out that i had dry semen in my pajama pants. man these wet dreams are crazy, i can't control them anymore! i used to knew really well how my body works sexually but this is just too much, too messy. i guess i should reduce watching documentaries about monkeys having sex. i also think that by turning into a vegetarian, i'll have more wet dreams without being messy at the end, which is nice; but i'll talk about my wet-dream-on-a-basis topic next time ladies.

so i took a nice warm bath. turned on the tv for some recent news. oh not again ! another japanese kid, this time from saitama, committed suicide because he can't stand being bullied in school. he's just 11 years old. how sad. for those who didn't know, the current ' boom ' in japan right now is helpless elementary/junior high school students committing suicide because they're being bullied at school; but the management people from the school won't acknowledge the fact that bullying did exist in their school, just for the sake of protecting the school's good image.

japan is already famous with it's weird suicidal people but kids being infected by this horrible ' virus ' is very new and worrying because japanese live longer, yet having fewer children resulting a shrinking workforce that could choke even the world's second economy power. japanese people work very hard because they think that by having wealth, they would be happy. but they are not always right. although japan is a very wealthy country, it seems that they're not so happy. social pressure seem to be the biggest problem here because the japanese really care about their image, making them always restraining themself in every action taken in their society. wait a minute, i'm kind of lost here so let's skip this topic hehe.

so noverber the 11th is also the day sony launched it's next generation game console: the ps3 in japan, going head to head with rival company microsoft with their xbox 360 and nintendo with their very different wii. ps3 with the revolutionary CELL; a super microprocessor developed in a joint effort by IBM, Sony and Toshiba ( which is ironic because Sony is in a deathmatch with Toshiba over the battle between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray ); is the giant japanese company's only hope to recover their broken image after some incidents that tarnished it's image ( laptop battery overheat resulting fire, lost in portable music market to Apple, intrusive virus-like cd-copying security etc. ).

the 20gb version of ps3 is sold at a very steep price ( at least for a game console ) at 49850 yen; and don't be surprised when i told you that the production cost of one ps3 is more that the street price, at about 70000 yen !!! although sony lost about 20000 yen every ps3 sold, they are hoping to recover the deficit with it's software sale and licensing. they did the same thing with the ps2, and they have been churning HUGE profits just after 2 years in it's life cycle and have been conquering almost 60% of the game console market. microsoft did the same thing when it launched it's first gaming console, the xbox, so that it's more competitively-priced, but failed to gain any profit and turn a red check into a blue one. but xbox is not a total failure because it has stolen at least 20% of the market share once dominated by nintendo and sony, and that's a success story for a rookie in this competitive business. and microsoft has used that market it gained during the last-gen period to set foot their next and MUCH better game console: xbox360. launching 1 year earlier than sony and nintendo, robust and proven LIVE! network of online gaming, reasonable pricing and great exclusive titles ( gears of war, halo 3 etc. ); all these positive traits from the software company has denied easy entry for sony this time around.

although ps3 is surely a bleeding edge high-tech machine that every single male ( the female gamer is increasing everyday though ) wants their hands on, sony has been messing around with their production line, unable to deliver their promise to have 2million units ready at launch. they're only launching with 100000 units in japan ( an another 400000 units for northern america come this 17th november ) ! that's 1/10 of what they have delivered during the ps2 launch, and that machine was sold out just minutes after launch ! the japanese gamers are sure desperate enough to have the ps3 at launch that they pay chinese homeless people 20000 yen to wait in line for them to buy the ps3 when the store opens at launch day.

i'm no analyst, but i predict in the end of the life cycle of these 3 game consoles, the market share this time won't be conquered by sony anymore. it's going to be like ps3 38%, xbox 32% and wii 30%. and that could be another way around because this round of console wars is very competitive and unpredictable. i'll watch with much anticipation. i want a ps3 and xbox 360 though. what about the wii ? meeh the wii is for kiddies and casual gamers. i'm a true gamer so ps3 and xbox 360 is the way to go, at least for me.

so i would like to end this today's long post. and yeah about me being vegetarian, i give up on the fourth day. it's been fun but oh my god i can't live without meat ! but to think about it again, i've done more than i thought i couldn't.

Friday, November 10, 2006

me and chicken curry party

2 days ago, me and the members of my research lab group along with the professor were having a conversation about malaysia and suddenly that conversation ended up by them asking me to make an authentic malay curry for 6 people ( including the professor's wife who from what i heard, is a curry maniac ) and we would have a little 'kenduri' at the lab; a 'kenduri' to celebrate what, i don't know.

I'm more than happy to cook something nice for them but i'm a bit worried because i've never cook for more than 3 people; wait a minute.... when i was living in tokyo i DO cook for more than 3 people at least once a week ( to be exact, 4 people) but that was like 2 and a half years ago, i might have lost all my skills hehe.

so if i'm the only one who is going to cook, that's not fair so i asked everyone of the to do some contribution for the party and make it not just a ' gathering to eat that hot curry made by that malaysian guy ' thing. so i told the prof to prepare the rice, yuusei & murata to prepare drinks and utensils and nagatou kun to prepare the mouth washers. then out of no where, nagatou kun said " i'll bake some nan ( that bread that indians eat with their curry ) too ! ". i didn't know that he cooks ! and what a good cook he is because his nan tastes pretty much like the real thing !

so the it was EATING time ! i was quite nervous of their reaction. is it going to be too spicy for them? is the chicken tender enough? are there enough curry for all six? and most importantly, does it taste good and do i still retain my skills in making a very delicious chicken curry? the answer from them was a relief for me. it tasted great! so i was told. surely not my best chicken curry but yuusei even said " after eating this, i thought to myself what kind of curry have we been eating all this long? we've been missing on such a great tasting chicken curry ! ". so ok, i've been living in japan more more than 3 years and i know they would never say that it doesn't taste good even if the food actually tastes nasty. they will say it's oishii ( means tasty) but this time these guys are producing positive comments right from their heart through their mouths. i just know it. err.... i guess.... i hope... hmm.... well it gotta be good !

after the rice went out, we tried the curry with the nan that nagatou kun made. mmm delicious! even more tastier than with the rice ! man my english sucks ! after that we wash our mouth with the yogurt milk pudding and while doing that, i talked ( a LOT ) about malaysian food and its' holy greatness. they seem to be very interested in coconut juice and the king of the fruits: DURIAN !!!!!

all in all it was a good evening, if it wasn't great. i hope with this, i could make up with the prof because lately i'm been messing around and not really focusing on my research ( but i am going to more serious after this ) so i guess this is one way to say ' sorry ' and hope for a better relationship in the future man what the hell is wrong with my english?


Thursday, November 09, 2006

nak balik ke tak nak ah?

arr i'm still undecided whether to go back to malaysia this winter holiday or not. i'm only be able to stay in malaysia for a mere 18 days because winter holiday is very short here in nagano kousen. the ticket home and back would probably cost me around 70000 yen *including tax (that is not cheap but still a lot more cheaper than during the summer holidays). there are advantages and also annoying disadvantages in every choice that i'm going to make concerning this.

if i DO choose to go back, the advantages would be 1) i can go back duuh ! but this is kind of a big thing because i haven't gone back this whole year, and i ALWAYS go back at least once a year. 2) i can get myself a modded ps2 and maybe if i'm lucky enough, even a XBOX360 woot! and i can also go to a much cheaper jeans shop to repair my many unfit-to-wear jeans.

* arr in 10 minutes they are going to cut the internet connection. i'll continue tomorrow.

so what's the disadvantages of going home? actually there is none but i'll make it up anyways: 1) money, money, money. the total cost for transportation is going to be around 70000yen. and every time i went back home, i MUST spend at least 90000 yen; buying gifts, eating a LOT of different kinds of food then regretting the aftermath ( that is having a rather large and disturbing belly ) and just throwing away money to the poor. that would sum up to be a huge loss of my precious rakyat money ! but i can always restrain myself from spending too much, right? just buy the modded xbox360 and forget about the rest ok?! 2) i would miss this year's new year celebration at yuusei's house. i heard that his father ( a man that doesn't speak to much ) are going to actually take out the spider-web raped omochi tools and make omochi this year surrounded by 3 meters high wall of snow !! that would be fun and i also want to meet his friendly mom and two sisters ! but if i go back, i could celebrate hari raya haji in the warm bright sun of malaysia and see again how gory it is for us human to slaughter an animal so that we could fill our stomach with nice delicacies. so i guess this is not a disadvantage. like i said before, there is NO disadvantage in going back home for a short holiday. the only thing that bugs me is that the holidays is too short, compared to summer holiday.

arr stop complaining already and go home! i've already contacted my travel agency and currently i'm waiting for their reply. i hope there are seats for me, i think i'm going to be quite OK because i book early. now the only thing i should do now is to do a little bit more research about hacked and modded xbox 360, and then study a little bit for the coming mid-semester exam. oh yeah i know how to spend the malaysian people's money quite efficiently !

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Pls don't delete without reading:help the girl

hi nice peoples! A couple of days ago, my jewish daughter, she's 6years old but already smoking marijuana, her name is Fatima-bling-blang. Well, she was playing on the street because i have works as sexy momy for my customers, in front of our house, and then out of no where, this imaginary car came out and crashed into her body and not into my vagina! I was so frightened and angered at the driver, but it ended out to be,that the drivers brakes had been shot, and he wasn't able to stop because he's been giving a sex in mouth. Luckily, my daughter, was able to avoid death, but she is in very serious condition. Right now, as I speak, she's in big hospital, but the thing is, she has a serious tiny injury. It's internal bleeding, and it's bad to say, but we don't have any health insurance because most of our money were spent on horse-gambling, and we don't have enough money to pay for the operation. There is no way we can save her but i want to make money to buy sweet ps3 from japon and also spam all you stupid people who believe in chain mails so I made a deal with a BCC inc and they told me, for every person that will foward email, they will donate 3 cents to the operation and 5 cents to the jewish freedom movement. THIS IS NO JOKE. We attached wonderful encodings, that tracks how many times this message is fowarded @ spammed. SO PLEASE, FOWARD THIS LETTER TO EVERY DUMB PERSON THAT YOU THINK BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS ON THE INTERNET THESE DAYS ON YOUR LIST. IT WILL BE APPRECIATED AND EVERY MSG SENT WILL MAKE YOU SEXY AND SMARTER AND COOL AND EVERY ONE WILL LOVE YOU ! IF YOU MUSLIM, YOU GUARANTEE GO TO HEAVEN ! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Hilarious read - Thirteen-year-old tries to steal a Steam account

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening
br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says:
My information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k
br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst
br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS says:
br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

raya raya raya

sempena hari raya aidilfitri hari ini izinkan aku menulis dalam bahasa melayu feweett !!!

so tahun ni aku beraya kat embassy malaysia kat shibuya, tokyo. waa dah lama tak pegi embassy. rupa-rupanya kulat2 kat pintu masuk embassy masih ada kat situ lagi. maybe sebab hari ni hujan kot. anyways, 23hb ngan 24bh cuti school festival so tahun ni pon bole la aku pegi beraya kat embassy. baik punya timing!

23hb pagi tu tergesa2 aku ngan piye naik bullet train sebab terlebih tidur la pulak. bertolak pkl 10:08 pagi and sampai tokyo dlm pkl 11:30 a.m. kot. sampai2 aje terus pegi UENO sebab aku nak buat kaca mata ( haha haha hahha haha haha hahaha hahaha !) baru oh yeah. macho siot spek baru aku. dah la harga berpatutan ( 10500 yen). aku suka kat kedai spek alook kat UENO nih sebab service dia bagus dan staff diaorg professional gila layan pelanggan. boleh dicontohi betul. piye pon beli spek jugak tapi kena tunggu 4-5 hari baru siap sebab kanta takde dalam stok. aku punya spek lak siap 25 minit aje.

lepas beli spek pegi solat jamak terus zuhur ngan asar kat surau IKEBUKURO. masuk2 surau ada sorang mamat Syria ngan Turki. So layan la borak2 ngan diaorg. brader Syria tu kawin ngan awek jepun. tapi yg aku peliknya bini dia still christian lagi, bole ke kawin? lagi pelik, ada jugak org jepun yg christian rupa2nya ?! kebiasaan nya org jepun sambut christmas lagi meriah drpd perayaan diaorg sendiri tapi tak tau satu haram pasal agama christian. diaorg ikut aje bulat2 budaya amerika. tapi yg makin aku heran ngan brader Syria tu dia cakap dia tak kerja pon. bini dia yg support kewangan rumah tangga. apa kebenda la org syria nih abih tu datang jepun buat apa. pastu complain plak cakap awek arab lagi cun drpd awek jepun. 知るかボケ! dah tau asal kawin ngan awek jepun lak? anyways aku kena sound " you're muslim right? so why can't you speak arabic? ". aduuh betul jugak tu. malu betul aku. uih masih belum lambat untuk aku belaja cakap arab! hmm.... mcam mana la diaorg mencarut kot bahasa arab aa? 気になる!

lepas solat pegi jumpa ngan kohai aku kat eki pastu pusing2 Sunshine City sementara nak tunggu waktu berbuka. tapi terlebih2 pusing, sampai terbeli jaket; tgk2 jam dah pkl 6 ptg ( berbuka pkl 5 lebih) so pegi la restoran pakistan MARHABA kat belakang eki IKEBUKURO. waa dah lama tak makan mutton beryani kedai nih ! time aku duduk tokyo dulu slalu gak datang situ makan. memang best! tapi manusia sentiasa kalah dengan nafsu nya. kitaorg order byk sgt roti sampai tak abis makan. 反省しています。 lepas makan, pegi STUDENT HOUSE kat MEGURO, tido.

dlm pkl 12 malam aku tersedar dari tido, tgk sekeliling takde org tapi terdengar suara gelak ketawa kat bilik dalam. alamak cuak la pulak apahal takde org tapi bole dengar suara org gelak ramai2 plak. tgk2 kohai2 kosen 3yr student baru sampai. tgk makan kuih raya diaorg rupanya. so aku pon sebagai senpai yg baik hati kena la tolong diaorg makan kuih raya. banyak sangat tuu. ahh... 美味しく頂きました! dah lama tak makan kuih raya. bole la. tapi ada sorang kohai ( lelaki) tu muka mcam adik perempuan munsip. hmm..... mushykil....

24hb pagi raya bebeh !!! yahuu jom turun mandi raya !!! sampai2 kat tempat shower ada kedengaran bunyi2 yg aneh lagi mencurigakan datang drpd bilik shower. hm... bunyi mcama.... oo patut la ada bdk pompoan tgh mandi. so aku cancel la mandi, naik atas ambik air wuduk aje. pakai baju melayu. slow2. sambil tersengih2.

sampai SHIBUYA dalam pkl 8:00 kot aku pon tak ingat. pastu naik bas kecik sampai embassy. hujan rintik2. pastu takbir raya ngan solat raya oh yeah ! ramai gila org datang. ada dalam 500-800 kot. pastu makan la kat atas. menu tahun ni pon biasa la. ada nasi himpit. nasi beryani. kari hijau aku tak tau nama. kari merah aku tak tau nama. apa lagi aa. tak ingat tapi aku ingat sumer nya sedap. waa ni baru rasa mcam raya ! kenkadang penin aku tgk baju kurung bdk pompoan yg berkilat2 dengan warna nya yg cerah2. ahh dah lama tak tengok pompoan melayu berbaju melayu yg bertudung mcam org melayu, makan makanan melayu dengan sudu, bukan dengan tangan yg merupakan cara sejati org melayu sejak berzaman. waa banyak nya MELAYU !!!

abis makan maka bermula la pesta dimana beratus2 org melayu bergambar2 bersama2 diaorg sendiri, setiap org berusaha bersungguh2 untuk memberi senyuman kepada kamera didepan sedang kan sumer org tau sebenarnya diaorg tu agak sayu tak bleh raya kat malaysia. hahaha padan muka diaorg ! i know you're faking that smile but it's ok. aku pon sangap jugak, join sumer org ambik gamba. dengan group yg aku tak kenal pon aku cuba masuk gamba diaorg. takpe. diaorg tak marah punya sebab raya. tapi brapa ratus keping la nak ambik penin aku. rimas pon ada jugak sebab kena fake smile. takpe lah asalkan diaorg bergembira di hari raya. aku join aje. aku pon nak bergembira.

abis2 bergamba, aku balik sensorang aje sebab aku dah beli tiket bullet train awal so tak leh tumpang senpai aku balik sampai nagano. lagi pon dia nak beraya lagi kat umah staff kedutaan. aku plak rasa mcam malas la pulak nak raya lama2. sket2 dah la kata seorg ahli nujum yg agak bijaksana. time aku nak pegi balik SHIBUYA eki tu terserempak ngan 2 org awek jepun pakai gothic pink sambil tarik beg luggage besaq gilo. pelik gila sampai aku terlupa nak ambil gamba. tapi yg aku geram nya bole plak dia tgk aku ngan muka pelik ( sebab aku gaijin la tu ). woi cik adik korang berdua tu yg pelik !

tengok2 jam baru pkl 2 p.m. hmm... takkan nak balik nagano terus kot. せっかく東京に来たんだから。so nak gi mana aa? aha ! jom pegi AKIHABARA ! lemas kat akihabara pegi HARAJUKU plak ! uwaaa nasib baik takde org wat cosplay lak di pagi hari raya yg mulia nih. alhamdulillah for the rain. time aku tgh pusing2 kat SUNSHINE CITY kat IKEBUKURO, aku terserempak sekali lagi ngan awek jepun gothic pink tadi. diaorg masuk SANRIO GIFT SHOP. haa memang sesuai la kedai tu ngan diaorg, satu kedai tu kaler pink. pening aku tgk. aku masuk sekejap aje tapi tak leh tahan. pusing2 kat YAMANOTE SEN sampai aku penin, baru la aku patah balik ke TOKYO pastu naik bullet train lagi ke NAGANO. tapi sebelum aku naik train aku tak lupa untuk belik buah tangan untuk mori kun : the famous TOKYO BANANA BAUMKUCHEN. sebelum balik asrama, beli onigiri fav aku karashi mentaiko (辛子明太子). sampai umah pkl 6:30 p.m. eh piye ngan bak tak balik lagi. takkan diaorg pegi fuuzoku kat ROPPONGI kot. hmm takpe lah. baik gi solat dulu. pas solat bukak com, chatting sket kat ym pastu aku terfikir. eh apa kata aku tulis blog kot melayu hari nih !? つうか、長えよ今回は!さて、秋田大学の編入学手続きの書類をそろってみよっか?

Friday, October 20, 2006

saat-saat aku merasai kesunyian

jadi macam biasa la satu malam tu aku chatting ngan beberapa kawan aku kat yahoo messenger. seronok gila sebab dah lama tak denga khabar sumer. tapi tiba2 aje computer hang sampai keluar blue screen of death. so kena la tinggal kan sekejap ruang chatting tadi dan restart computer.

bila dah masuk balik windows, cepat2 aku bukak ym dan masuk online, pastu taip " sorry la weh tadi computer meragam sket", copy ayat tu pastu paste kat semua org yg aku tgh chat tadi. rasa mcam bersalah pulak sebab paksa diaorg tunggu aku. so aku duduk la depan screen dengan perasaan bersalah dan juga ingin tahu pasal perbualan tadi yg terputus di tengah jalan. tapi tunggu 10 minit, tunggu 20 minit, takde seorang pon yg balas balik.

time tu la yg aku sedar yg aku nih... kesunyian....

tapi tiba2 aje lepas tu ada sorang dua yg balas balik. waa rasa gembira plak. tapi terus aku rasa sunyi lagi sebab time tu dah jam 23:58. lagi 2 minit internet asrama ni putus.

Aさん: looh relax aa, komputer ko meragam nak buat mcam mana. aku pon nak blah dulu la, ada kerja sket

AKU: ok babai, aku pon nak siapkan assignment sket nih. (tipu aje. sebenarnya esok cuti, bila2 masa bole buat. dateline pon lambat lagi.)

hmm dah pukul 12 malam. internet dah putus. nak buat apa yek? nak tgk DVD Juon 2 rasa mcam cuak plak tgh2 malam ni. nak gi tido tak mengantuk pulak. kalo ada sensei yg mengajar kat depan tu bole la aku nak tido. ah tengok LOST lagi best.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

about the oath ceremony

ok. i DID the sports oath ceremony this morning. it's done. well.... it went quite smoothly i guess because magically i was able to produce a lot of laughter from the kids and they even clapped their hands and cheered even louder than after the 校長 (headmaster) 's morning greeting. i did the oath ceremony using malay, japanese, english and kelantanese all mixed up real good like a cup of starbuck's milk shake. i guess i have failed to make a fool out of myself! yay !

with that done, i have another task to complete before tomorrow morning. i have to practice dancing to japanese pop-idol group: morning musume's renai revolution 21 (モーニング娘。の恋愛レボリューション21) hit song. the whole class ( all male and that includes me ) are going to perform this dance during tomorrow's night stage show; but damn the dance steps are soo hard ! this is the video that i've been dancing to for the past 2 days, trying to remember it all. i have no idea how my friends could dance perfectly to this crap.

the main reason why i'm trying hard to be able to do the dance is because the whole class had agreed ( those crazy fuck-heads ) that those who can't dance are going to be performing a ' lotion-sumo ' show just after the dance is over as a part of the our show for the night. maybe you're wondering what is a lotion-sumo; it's really simple actually. it's the same thing as the real sumo, except you put a lot of lotion and vegetable oil on the ring to make the floor slippery. fuck no i'm not going to participate in that crap; let me do the stupid girly dance please !!!

i, first and foremost, knew perfectly well that i can't dance for a nickel but it's way better that doing the crazy 'lotion-sumo'. that's total humiliation and a disgrace to the human species. yeah i guess you can say that my japanese friends are quite crazy, sometimes. but after actually tried doing the complicated dance steps, now i know how hard it is for the morning musume girls to dance and sing at the same time. what a feat. ok i guess i should go back to watching 4 under aged japanese girls dance like freaking monkeys on crack and try to mimic their girly dance steps. oh i'm so proud of myself.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

syukur alhamdulillah

oh yeah yeehaa ! after traveling from kyuushuu to hokkaido around japan chasing one purpose that is to get the opportunity to futher my studies, finally i can at least put my strees hat on a lower level. thank god i've passed the entrance exam for akita university. あああ、むっちゃ疲れたわ。。。。もう後5ヶ月はゆっくりと勉強と研究を進めるな。。

it's been a loooong time since i posted my last entry here because you know, i've been very busy with university entrance exam. i got so much to write with no time at all. right now i'm busy with the school festival (文化祭) that starts tomorrow. i'm quite nervous right now because i'm going to lead the whole freaking school tomorrow morning in the sports oath ceremony. when i heard that i was chosen to lead the oath ceremony, i think yeah maybe it's cool because that means i'm going to be the first foreign student to do it; but i forgot about one horrible thing. the japanese don't give shit about the oath ceremony: that's why every year the oath representative were SUPPOSED to do the oath ceremony in a humorous way because no one would give a shit if you do it PROPERLY. so i ride the time machine and flashed back to the sports oath ceremony when i was a third and fourth year student. oh my god the representative at that time were all trying soo hard to be funny that they look like fucking idiot jerks. oh shit i'm soo fucked !!!

so what the hell should i do for the oath ceremony next morning? my entire class were like "面白いのを期待してるよ。 = we expect it to be funny " !!! even my research lab professor said something about recording me next morning with his new high-definition sony handcam. damn it.

so i got a couple of ideas that i'm not sure are going to work. the first thing that i can come up with is to do the oath entirely in kelantanese dialect. haha. err... is it funny? that always works with my classmates but i don't know what are the reactions are going to be when the audience is just about 1000 japanese teenagers !!?!! ahh scrap that. my second idea is to it, NAKED. ok next idea: do the oath with a voice impersonation of someone famous like kitano takeshi or kodama kiyoshi. でもお前モノマネなんかやっ事ねぇだろう!?? i don't know how to do impersonations damn it! argh i'm doomed !! this is WAY harder than the university entrance exams !!

so there it is. i still have zero clue on what to do next morning. or maybe i should just put vegetable oil on my body and do it naked?
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