Wednesday, June 28, 2006

i wanna see the world cup

i wanna see the world cup but the odd hours and the lack of free time to watch tv is not helping me much in my quest to enjoy the biggest sports event in the world. i missed a lot of the matches but i tried to keep up with the result, goal moments and fake fouls by watching highlights but that won't cut it. that's not the way to enjoy the world cup! but well, i guess a busy man should make sacrifices sometimes........ damn you world cup, worst timing !!! ever !!!

p/s: picture below has nothing to do with the world cup, just a lingerie company (i'm not really sure though, but does it really matter? ) in china making full use of the world cup fever in their advertisement; just like any other company. i thought mud, football and lingerie was never a good combination. well, i'm not always right.........

ペニス ライス

Penis Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

kepada exclassmate ku yg tgh enjoy reunion skang

5092333assalamualaikum. waaaaa nak pegi reunion jugak !!! tapi nak wat mcam mana aku ada exam, lepas exam pon sibuk jugak sampai la cuti summer nih (august), tu pon tak sure bole balik ke tak. aku pon sebenarnya nak tengok mcam mana korang dah berubah skang.
anyways bergembira la kamu sumer, aku harap kan takde sorang pon drpd korang yg mati lemas ke, kena culik & rogol & bunuh ke, mati tercekik ayam bbq ke, tangan terbakar time prepare ayam tu pastu kena potong sampai ke bahu sebab saraf dah mati ke, time berenang2 kat laut tu tiba2 datang jerung makan kaki & jugak organ seks korang so korang jadi mandul seumur hidup ke, time tengah potong2 sayur tu tiba2 korang terkelar lengan sendiri ke pastu pisau tu pulak melayang pastu tertikam leher memba sebelah ke pastu memba yg kena tikam tu pon panik pastu terlanggar dapur api yg menyebab kan bilik yg korang duduk tu terbakar pastu mati sumer ex classmate korang yg tengah main daun terup. aku harap takkan berlaku sumer tu, insyaallah.

ok la kalo ada apa2 citer best, tulis aje la kat bahagian comment ataupon chatbox kat sebelah. have a great time everyone :)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

some stupid test

I am 20% Idiot.
Friggin Genius
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.




Monday, June 19, 2006

no more hope for ZICO JAPAN

今日の日本対クロアチア戦見た?ジーコ・ジャパンの絶対勝たなければならない試合が引き分けで終わってしもうたんや(何弁?)。 両チームもいいプレー見せてくれたけど、フィニシングがちゃんとできていないのが見てて不満だ。決定力不足にマジがっかり。ジーコ・ジャパン、もう終わってる。まああ、惜しい試合だったけど、面白かった。じゃ、韓国とガーナを応援しよっか?っていうか、チェコがガーナに負けたよ!ありえなくね?FIFAランク2位のチェコが!!!!これがワールド・カップ・マジックか。俺マジで感動!ガーナすごい!
決勝T進出のチケットを 手に入れるのはサッカー王のブラジルに勝つしかない。ブラジルに勝てるわけねぇだろう?!いや。。俺、いつも日本チームを応援するんだけど、やっぱ強い チームを応援した方が面白いんだよね。急に話を変えるけどで、マレーシアはいつワールド・カップに参加できるかね?無理か。やっぱ無理か。

全然関係ないけど、俺最近YUIという元々日本のストリートSingerにはまっている。やばい声も顔も可愛いし、 それより彼女の最新アルバム:FROM ME TO YOUがなんとJPOP音楽に厳しい俺にも聞いてて面白い!注目してほしい曲は全部なんだけど (^v^)、特に聞いてほしいのは:Tokyo、Feel My Soul、Last TrainとIt’s Happy Line.是非俺のすすめっ す!

p/s:気分転回で今日日本語で書きました。to those who don't understand japanese, my post today is about me insulting your parents and dissing your religion. i've made it easier for you to kill me.... naah i'm just kidding ! i just needed something different today.


Tuesday, June 13, 2006


Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you're a hit man or a video gamer - Jack Thompson

and oh, japan lost to australia (jpn 1 - aus 3) in their first world cup match. japan played horribly and the only goal japan get from nakamura's 'lobbing pass' was supposed to be a foul. japan got beaten by an underdog, not because the aussies are better, but because of japan not playing their 100% best. the aussie scored 3 goals in the last 8 minutes of the second half, and that was the most goals in 10 minutes the history of world cup have ever seen. coach Hiddink, this guy, is a coaching genius. aaa i really want to write more but i just don't have the time.

i'm in the middle of my mid sem exam (前期中間試験) and the timing for WORLD CUP to arrive couldn't been any worst. i can't focus on my studies !!!! have.... to... see... world... cup.... but ... have... to study... also... fuck... this.... shit....

WORLD CUP FEVER YEAH !!! ワールド・カップ フィーバー イエイ!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

i love sushi

yeah i love sushi, very, very much. there's really something special (to other people, disgusting) about eating raw fish with rice. when i first came to japan, and had my first maguro sushi, i felt very sick and dizzy the very second i put it in my mouth. now i go out to eat sushi at least once a week. if i don't get my weekly dose of sushi, i would turn into a zombie and eat my japanese sex education teacher's brain. but when i DO get my much needed drug that is a good sushi meal, i usually eat 8 to 12 plates of them every outing. anything less than that, it would mean the end of the world and GEORGE W. BUSH would NOT be a faggot son of a bitch.

when i eat sushi, i have my own set of rules; especially at kaiten sushi restaurants. first, when i sit down at my table, i would order a bowl of hot asari miso shiru and then make myself (and my friends) a cup of hot green tea. next, i would look left and right to see wether there are hot japanese chicks wearing clothing that bears their under-aged cleavage that i can ogle at (of course i'm just kidding), put the shoyu (soy souce) on the shoyu plate and add in one (more and i'll destroy my nosetrill) packet of crushed wasabi and stir it up nicely so that it spreads and cover the whole shoyu area on the small shoyu plate. if there's small children or babies sitting on the table in front of mine, i would make seriously embarassing funny faces when we made eye contact, and desperately try to look away as fast as i could when their mothers looks at my way, trying to figure out why her child is laughing OR looked scared to death like she/he had saw a foreign ghost. then i take a deep breath while looking at the sushis moving up and down the conveyor belt until i found my must-eat-first-when-eating-sushi fish: SABA. ONLY after i had my SABA can i pick up other type of sushis and start to eat them all up like a savage animal. maguro, aji, salmon, sarada, anago you name it, if it's halal i'll eat it! (hey my original catch phrase!)

when i ate enough and my belly starts to show signs of blowing up in a big bang fashion, i put my chopstick down and look at what's left to eat on my table, take a deep breath, wipe my sweat dripping from my forehead, clean my drool and finish them sushis all up. my junior high school religious teacher said that wasting food is devilish and i don't want to be doing what the devils are doing; well except for playing very violent video games where you could blow people's head off; or drool on georgeos women that's totally out of my league and way older than me with little clothes to cover their sinfull but curvaceous body.

after all of that, i always finish the meal with a pudding desert (strawberry is my fav). i don't know why, pudding tastes really good after a BIG sushi meal. and that sums up my typical weekly sushi night. some people say that the japanese are crazy for eating raw fish. i say i don't give a shit 'coz i ain't giving up on this addiction! it's like crack, only it's good for your health; and i still wonder why belly size won't come down.... damn i should start dieting or something if i don't want to end up like that malaysian actress who got to be on TV just because she's FAT. what's her name? shani? i don't know. and lastly, something off topic to finish my convoluted post tonight: i only got 1 month until the university entrance exams! yikes i'm soo scared !!!

note: even though i took these pictures using my mobile phone, it looks great right? improved in your photography skills you have, my apprentice.

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