Thursday, April 14, 2005

sakura wearing d-cup

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sakuras in front of the dormitary is blooming, and in no time they'll invade the whole school. ooh i bet i will be a pretty scenery. i don't know why but i think i love sakura, very much. me loving a flower is quite weird though.

actually i have no idea what to write today. nothing interesting happened today except i confessed to my classmates that i prefer a girl with a D-CUP and above. i have no choice coz' they've just came up to me and ask what cup size is your choice, A,B,C,D and so on? i don't think i'v missunderstood them coz' i never missunderstood people when they're talking about girl's breast sizes. i don't know, maybe it's a gift or i'm just being a normal male.

i think i should stop writing for today coz' if i go on, i would surely discuss about girl's breast and a fat man's excess fat and finally tries to figure out which one is softer and stuff. ooh how i don't wanna go there.

ok nite!




m(_ _)m

raw meat and porn magazines

posted earlier at www.zorpia.com/taopix : Tuesday, Apr 12 2005, 01:19:20 AM

ok i feel very weird today. must be the fish curry! damn those fishies why are they soo tasty even though they're already expired?! so today i talked with nakajima today about anime. yeah he comes to my room more often nowdays i just don't know why. anyways, i told him that i loved the ghost in the shell series, appleseed, perfect blue, akira, tokyo godfathers and other non-mainstream anime and you know what he said? he said i'm a anime maniac and weird coz kids our age don't see those kind of anime! they're too complicated, violent and absolutely not cute! and i think eating raw meat is weird.....

but really, these animes are made by japanese in japan so why would they think it's weird? i liked the complexity of the story line and the issues they bring in their animes. well maybe he's right. it's maybe too complicated for them but i just don't know why is it ok to read porn magazines but not ok to watch violent complicated anime at this age? i think i should study more about them to understand.

anyways, i gave em my 'weird' anime collection so that he could learn to like 'em. i don't think his parents would approve him seeing that but who cares coz' i'm an evil foreign student who tries to destroy the minds of young japanese high school students! hahaha!

anyways, i'm waiting for yuusei to come over coz' he wanted my pirated version of LEGO STAR WARS. oh it's a very charming game and i bet he would love it coz' he's a lego freak! he got all this lego stuff in his room you would think he was selling lego to support his studies.

and while i'm writing this, i'm downloading a new malaysian movie 'SEPET' from my pal. people say it's a good movie and i can't see this movie unless i go back to malaysia... or get a copy from a friend. so i choose to copy hehe. after the download's finished, i'm going to bed coz tomorrow, i have 機械工作実習。 it's fucking rocket science!

pubic hair and star wars republic commando

posted at www.zorpia.com/taopix : Monday, Apr 11 2005, 01:24:19 AM

err... i cut (not shave!) my tiny moustache with a scissor today. now i look cleaner and younger too. and today, during the afternoon, i finally finished STAR WARS REPUBLIC COMMANDO computer game. i think it's quite good and fun. ahh i think i'm having a headache! i'm going to bed right now, after i go cut my pubic hair, with the same scissor that i use to cut my moustache. oh yeah i like that scissor. i've cut a LOT of hair with that thing. pubic hair, arm pit hair, nose hair you name i cut it. and sometimes my classmates borrowed it from me and i feel very lonely when that happens...... of course i'm kidding! anyways, i think i'm going to cut my precious pubic hair tomorrow night. i'll do the coolest pubic hair stlye!

yeah today's journal is about me cutting my pubic hair. when did u last cut yours? i'm waiting for your reply!

i hope it's this easy

Just a little food for thought.

Reasons for Halal n Haram (credit: Mc Koh)


Bob: Tell me why is it that a Muslim is
very
particular about the words
Halal and Haram; what do they mean?

Yunus: That which is permissible is termed
Halal
and that which is not permissible is termed
Haram
and it is the Quran which draws the distinction
between the two.

Bob: Can you give me an example?

Yunus: Yes, Islam has prohibited blood of any
type. You will agree that a chemical analysis
of
blood shows that it contains an abundance of
uric
acid, a chemical substance which can be
injurious
to human health.

Bob: You're right about the toxic nature of uric
acid, in the human being it is excreted as a
waste
product and in fact we are told that 98% of the
body's uric acid is extracted from the blood by
the
kidneys and removed through urination.

Yunus: Now I think that you'll appreciate the
special prescribed method of animal
slaughter in
Islam.

Bob: What do you mean?

Yunus: You see, the wielder of the knife,
whilst
taking the name of the 'Almighty', makes an
incision through the jugular veins, leaving all
other
veins and organs intact.

Bob: I see, this causes the death of the
animal by
a total loss of blood from the body, rather than
an
injury to any vital organ.

Yunus: Yes, were the organs, example the
heart,
the liver, or the brain crippled or damaged, the
animal could die immediately and its blood
would
congeal in its veins and would eventually
permeate the flesh. This implies that the
animal flesh would be permeated and
contaminated with uric acid and therefore very
poisonous; only today did our dietitians
realize
such a thing.

Bob: Again, while on the topic of food; Why do
Muslims condemn the eating of pork or ham
or
any foods related to pigs or swine.

Yunus: Actually, apart from the Quran
prohibiting
the consumption of pork, bacon(pig flesh); in
fact
the Bible too in Leviticus chapter 11, verse 8,
regarding swine it says, "of their flesh (of the
swine, another name for pig) shall you not
eat,
and of their carcass you shall not touch; they
are
unclean to you."

Further, did you know that a pig cannot be
slaughtered at the neck for it does not have a
neck; that is according to its natural anatomy.
A
Muslim reasons that if the pig was to be
slaughtered and fit for human consumption
the
Creator would have provided it with a neck.

Nonetheless, all that aside, I am sure you are
well
informed about the harmful effects of the
consumption of pork, in any form, be it pork
chops,ham,bacon.

Bob: The medical science finds that there is a
risk
for various diseaseas the pig is found to be a
host
for many parasites and potential diseases.

Yunus: Yes, even apart from that, as we talked
about uric acid content in the blood, it is
important to note that the pig's biochemistry
excretes only 2% of its total uric acid content,
the
remaining 98% remains as an integral part of
the
body.

and then yunus and bob lived happily ever after. oh what a sweet story

missunderstand

posted at www.zorpia.com/taopix: Sunday, Apr 3 2005, 02:41:39 AM

oh i've been very stupid and rude. i went to hair silva to get my hair cut and i was surprised that the girl who's going to cut my hair knows my name. now that i know that i'm popular at the area, i was being very friendly with the girl and it was a very good conversation coz' both of us were laughing and all but then she asked me out coz' i've been telling her that i'm very lonely coz' it's the holiday and all my friends had gotten to their hometown leaving me alone at the school's dormitory. yes she was hitting on me and u know what i replied?

"no, that would cost me money!".

i'm such an idiot! actually i missunderstood what she said. i thought she said to come to her shop so that we can talk and have 'fun' so normally that would sound like an advertisement, u know what i'm saying? that's why i replied that way.

the moment i realised that i was mistaken is when she said "so money's more important than me?". i act quickly by saying no, and then paused for a second to construct my japanese in my head when suddently she told me to stand up and go to the other corner of the shop to get my hair shampoo'ed, and it was done by another girl. this girl is quite cute and i tried to be 'friedly' with her too but she gave me no chance by soaking my head with hot water and scrubbing it like hell's broken loose. she asked me if the water's too hot or not and being a macho man, i said not a problem at all although it's as hot as my cousin's ass! yap i do have really hot cousins!! haha! and two of em are twins!

but anyways, i felt that i've been rude to the first girl (her name's tsukada... i don't remember her first name) and i think i should apologize and at least try to explain why did i say such stupid thing. but i have no feelings for her nor i want to go out with her. just like what she said to me when i said that i think japanese guys who colour their hair and try to look like a westerner looks like a sissy and not cool at all :different people have different tastes. i just want to straight thing's up. but then again, i don't think she gives a fuck anyways.

on the way out of the salon, i met with yuka-chan who was just passing the salon. i know yuka-chan's father and i've been to their house to have dinner and their family was very nice to me. and her father happens to run a hair salon too, in fact a very strong rival to hair silva. i greet her and i told her to say hello to her father. well... bad, bad mistake. u know, i should've hide myself coz' what would her father think if he sees me entering his rival's shop?

according to my senior who visited yuka-chan's father the next day, he thinks i'm a fucking bastard (in japanese of course). it doesn't sound that bad actually and yeah i know he's just joking, that fat perverted old man. i'll pay 'em a visit someday.
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