Saturday, June 30, 2007

duk depan kompute





Wednesday, June 27, 2007

another movie review!

although i'm dead busy right now, i'm still able to find some time to watch movies. at least 2 movies a week. here goes. my movie ratings !!! whatever.

Sicko - 9.0
Micheal Moore is a really talented documentary director. this is a very mind-opening documentary about how fucked up is insurance and heath care in the USA.

Ghost of Abu Ghraib - 8.8
A truly shocking documentary about what really happened at the famous American torture camp in Iraq; Abu Ghraib. One word: COVER UP. highly recommended if you want to hate America more hehehe. but really, some really fucked up shit happened there and the higher ranked people did everything to cover their ass.

States Evidence - 8.7
A story about a high school kid who plans to kill himself on camera. he decided to record his life on camera and say goodbye to his friends at school just before he commit suicide and the plot just got better and better until the finale. Really good pacing, terrific subject matter and the climax scenes were absolutely mind blowing. Low-budget films at it's best.

Shooter - 8.0
A fun hollywood action movie about a sniper who got framed by the US government. Mark Wahlberg. explosions. lots of people died in those explosions. do i need to say more?

The Banquet - 8.4
another good, epic chinese movie set during the era when chinese emperors have long tiny mustaches and every one who learn kungfu can fly. Zhang Zi Yi !!! Naked !!!

Reign Over Me - 8.5
Adam Sandler. NOT a comedy movie. there were some dark humors thrown in but the movie is really something that i didn't think Adam Sandler is capable of doing, but he did it. it was brilliant. a film about a guy who fell into the hole of deep depression when his wife and kids got killed during the 9/11 incident.

Wet Hot American Summer - 8.0
Surprisingly funny. A good parody film about teen movie during the 80's. people from the 80's were so cool !

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

leah dizon + ninja gaiden sigma

how much cooler can a ps3 game ad be? click the thumbnails to view the full-size image.
extra dizon goodness below !!!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

tried and true method on how to make japanese (male) friends.

i've tried this method gazillions of times, and it never leave me in vain. behold my most genius technique on how to break the ice and make your japanese classmates, your friends:

cook them malaysian curry. make it spicy and serve them hot with akita komachi (japan's finest rice).

end of the great revealing of my powerful technique developed after years of dedicated research. proof of my great success:
p/s to my research subject depicted above, yuusei: gomen ne hahaahaha!

extra info:

curry is not exotic at all in japan. curry has been brought to japan since the meiji period by the british, thus were considered a western dish at that time. it does not take too much time for the spice-based dish to be popular here. it was during the 90's when restaurants and supermarkets all over japan started selling curry; and after that curry has been one of the most popular dish in a japanese home. the main difference between japan and malaysian curry is that, japanese curry is not hot but rather sweet (because apple and honey is added). malaysians add coconut milk in their curry while japanese don't. so to sum it up, japanese curry is sweeter, thicker and milder than the average malaysian curry.

Friday, June 22, 2007

super adjectives in kelantanese dialect

after my last post, i suddenly become aware of how awesome the kelantenese dialect is! although i was born, raised and lived in kelantan the first 15 years of my life, the dialect still never failed to impress me again and again with it's complicated grammatical structures and pronunciations; not to mention the different kinds of intonations available to produce different kinds of emotions and feelings.

so, today's post is about super-adjectives in the dialect. wait a minute, are these called super-adjectives? i don't know. i'm kelantanese. our english were supposed to be bad.

pahit LLEPE
tawar EBER
putih SSUEH
hite LLEGE
biru KKETU
kuning NNEHE
comel LLOTE
gemuk DDEBOK
busuk BANGA
hapok KOHONG
nnakut/penakut apah
cerhoh/cerah jheriloh
jatuh celabok
kuca hanya

to those who are planning to marry a kelantanese, it would be very helpful to know the basics. you might get more bargaining power when shopping in kelantan with the right use of dialect ;)

Thursday, June 21, 2007


minggu lepah ghaso mace takdok banyok sangak kijo tapi masok minggu ning jah... bolok sunggoh! ni tak dok lain, miura sensei punyo kijo-e la jadi gining. ni pasa seizu (製図: lukise kejurutera-e), ado ko patut sensei ni sughuh aku tuka diameter gear bowoh sene2 jah. bilo nok tuka diameter gear, keno la kiro balik semuo nisbah saiz gear2 lain, termasukla dayo2 hok bertindok dale sistem tu. aku pon tuka la tanpo banyo kigho sangat. yo la, sensei hok sughuh.

tapi lepah aku tukar semuo configuration lukise aku, aku gi la anta kat sensei nok sughuh tengok. semalame tok tido buak tu. adooh buleh pulok sensei hok check tu kato suruh undo balik semuo perubahe tu sebak tok leh uboh sene2 jah nanti jadi kuca. aku duk segho doh pelik denga arahan miura sensei tu. mano buleh tukar gitu jah, tapi sebak sensei hok sughuh, aku ikut jah. miura sensei tu tengoh mabuk kot maso dio bagi nasihak kat aku haghi tu. celako sungguh. keno buak semuo balik.


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

kepada kawan2 perempuan ku yang suka lawak lucah

friendster. it's full of it. i'm talking about the increase of sex stories/jokes posted of the sites bulletin boards, mainly by my female friends. ok i know that even the most innocent girls have a dirty mind, but why show it? it just doesn't feel right. i do believe that it is their right to post these sex jokes but why can't they just leave the job to the many male-perverts out there?

i know even the most innocent girls talk about sexual fantasies with their female-friends but i don't think sharing that same story with your whole ex-schoolmates in a famous social-website is a lady-like behavior. you might say " hey it's our right to say what ever the fuck we want, just like every other male so fuck off, it's girls power, hail feminism and gender equality! ". yeah you're absolutely right. gender equality is awesome but that does not mean you have to disgust me with your tasteless sex jokes.

female muslim perverts is NOT cool. it may turn someone on, but surely not me. if you just can't stand it and you think you MUST post these sex-jokes on the internet, why don't you just post it in your blog? your friendster blog. it's free. and not as intrusive as the bulletin board.

and one more thing. just stop filling the bulletin board with messages telling you that if you don't forward it, your account would be deleted. how many years have you been using the internet to not know that these are really the basic methods to spread chain mail?

but i thank GOD that these people are not so many out there. but thanks to them, they teach me that not all girls are sweet, nice and fluffy.

-end of my stupid rant-

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

run mr salaryman run !

It was such a sunny day that it’s hard to open my eyes wide while riding the bicycle. So I was on my way back from a tiring (and of course BORING) day at school, when I noticed this ridiculously short 50-60 years old salarymen running along the road pavement, trying desperately to catch his just-departed bus. He looked ridiculously funny with the way he tried his best to lift up his short legs so that he could run as fast as he could; the expression on his face was priceless.

Deep down inside, I remember yelling “ Ganbare oyaji! Don’t give up! Run faster oyaji just fly! You can do it!”. I was subconsciously cheering for this Japanese salarymen running under the bright sun. I put my right foot on the pavement to stop my bike so that I could see this oyaji succeed in his glorious effort to try to catch a moving bus; but things does not always happen as you wanted it to happen.

The bus came to a brief halt, just so that the oyaji could reach the door to knock and ask for it to be opened. The bus driver didn’t respond, and drove away, leaving the poor oyaji grinning in disappointment.

I pity the lonely oyaji. Just think about all the consequences that could happen. He could be scolded and bitched around by his boss for being late. Then he would put aside whatever puny samurai pride he has left and bow several times for forgiveness like an old puppy. To make up for what he had done, he probably would stay up late at the company to show his boss the dedication and hard-working spirit is still within him. When he returned home late, his 17 years old daughter is going to hate him even more than she did before because he would come home drunk, smelly and noisy after having a drink at the local izakaya with his colleagues to relieve the stress accumulated through out the day.

Then he would go upstairs to his bedroom just to find his wife having sex in acrobatic positions with a 19 years old university student majored in arts (he needs the money to further his studies). He used to be an expert at those acrobatic sexual position but for the past 5 years he was too busy with his work that he's too tired to fuck his wife, plus his back hurts and he is no longer as tough as before. He went mad, picked up the baseball bat lying on the floor (it fell from the wall because the fucking was too awesome), beat his wife and her newfound gigolo-boy to death. After taking a breath for 5 minutes, he would masturbate to aoi sora’s videos and rape the dead body of the gigolo-boy before he went downstairs to the kitchen to find a cutting knife and slit his throat.

Don’t worry. His daughter is going to be fine in her own room, busy studying for the coming university entrance exam.

Poor little Japanese salarymen. The bus driver could have just let him on the freaking bus!


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Sunday, June 10, 2007

kimochi warui tokoro arimasuka?

went to the local cheap hair saloon yesterday to get my hair 'permed'. i don't know if the word 'perm' is english or not but i do know that perm is quite popular in japan. snapped the pictures below because i think it's quite weird to have this big japanese (F.A.T. and have strong arms) stylist rolling up my hair with colorful hair rolls.

the result is quite surprising to me because i really felt different, like this in not the real me. maybe i just have to get used to this new hair.

and the last one is the picture of a crying paris hilton who were re-inserted into jail to finish her sentence. yes. i enjoy the even the slightest view of a suffering spoilt rich celebrity like paris.

Saturday, June 09, 2007






Friday, June 08, 2007

My Top 5: Greatest Games Ever Made

i've been gaming since i was 8 years old (still loving it) and i thought it's time to compile all those great games that i have been graced upon since i started getting myself involved with the interactive entertainment world into one big list, and choose my 5 top favourite games of all time from that holy list.

and i have a problem. there were too many of them and i can't really decide which one deserved to be called My Top 5! i may have to think very carefully about this, but until i have come to a final conclusion, i'll leave you with the nominees:

*browse through the list and see if YOUR top 5 were in it too!

(in no order)
  • Fallout/Fallout 2
  • Grand Theft Auto 3/Vice City/San Andreas
  • Knights of The Old Republic
  • Rainbow Six: Raven Shield/Vegas
  • Starcraft
  • Halo
  • Shadow of The Colossus
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
  • God of War
  • Metal Gear Solid/MGS Snake Eater
  • *Street Fighter 3/King of Fighter 2004/Garou:Mark of The Wolves
  • Pac-Man
  • Soul Calibur 2/Dead or Alive 4
  • Ratchet & Clank/Up Your Arsenal
  • Virtua Fighter 5
  • Prince of Persia(retro ver)/Two Throne
  • Unreal Tournament/Unreal Tournament 2004
  • Silent Hill 3
  • Counter Strike
  • Resident Evil 4
  • Half-Life 2
  • The Sims
  • Devil May Cry/Devil May Cry 3
  • Black & White 2
  • Call of Duty/Call of Duty 2
there you have it. every time i wrote the name of each game listed above, the great gaming memories i have with these games are returning back to me like a thunder in a massive storm; they're awesome and HUGE. wow. what a nerd.


ahhh i have decided! below are mytop5 list of the greatest games humankind has ever made. i feel good about myself....

5. Halo
4. Starcraft
3. Shadow of the Colossus
2. Fallout/Fallout 2
1. Metal Gear Solid

now i can start to compile the list of my best gaming moments. yap. video gaming is good!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

zina, internet and malay teenagers

I had a conversation with zarul last night about the current social problem among teenagers in Malaysia; malay Malaysians to be exact. If you search for ‘melayu’ in youtube, don’t be surprised to see the most viewed videos under this tag would be related to sexual stuff done by malay Malaysians. The videos do not really show the exact sexual act but you’ll know what the videos will lead you to.

The main question brought up was, is it really true that malay teenagers were getting more sexual these days because if I remember it right, 5-8 years ago, we don’t really hear about this so frequently. But 5-8 years ago, youtube still doesn’t exits. Cell phones capable of capturing videos with sounds was still a brain-storming idea. Blogging is not common and the government was able to put censorship on EVERTHING.

If some random dude fucks some random chick 5-8 years ago, it's quite hard to prove this act had happened. What I’m trying to say here is, if one guy fucks his girlfriend(s) and tried to boast his raunchy experience to his friends, he can only pass the story with his words and his words only. Nowadays, a guy can fuck his (or anyone else’s) girlfriend(s) while recording the video with his cell phone, edit it with simplified video editors like ulead video studio, and distribute it to the whole world faster than you can hold your cum. and the government can do NOTHING to stop that. err... wait a minute... why would we even care if a malay couple is fucking outside marriage or not in the first place? ahh.. it's because malaysia calls herself an islamic country. fair enough.

What has really changed is that these facts and real stories about the reality of a small group of sexually active ordinary malay Malaysian teenagers had found a way to reveal itself from the veils that the government has put over them from the founding moment of this developing nation, into the borderless world of the net for everyone to see. The internet has evolved into a big documentary about real people with real dicks and pussies. And there are no signs of this trend slowing down.

So can we conclude that this problem, the sex outside of marriage among malay teenagers problem, were no different today that 10, maybe 20 years ago? Of course it’s not as simple as that. But still, boys will always spend 80% of his time alone thinking about sex and that does not change in every generation. Girls will always fantasize about handsome guys with big dicks riding white stallions. and that stallion has a bigger dick that his master.

Lastly, try replacing the topic ‘sex stories’ to ‘racial hatred’ and you’ll realize how bad the internet is working against the harmonic nature of the Malaysian community. People were focusing on social problems when the real issue that needs to be solved quickly is in fact, racial hatred that is burning like wild fire during summer. Another 13 may is not very far, and you just have to spend a couple of hours surfing on the internet to realize how close this thing is to blowing up like an rm10 piñata.

Look, I just turned a rant about sex into racial hatred in a split second! hmm... i think i have no straight direction in today's post. Ok, I guess I’m going to write about racial hatred in Malaysia, soon!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

first exam in akita

i took my very first paper (in akita) today and well, i have to say, wawaweewa i fucked up pretty badly. like always. what an excellent way to start things off ain't it? * the subject of the paper was biomechanism and solid mechanics (固体力学).

i always FOUND my own way out of a fucked up situation before, countless of times, but i think this time around, it won't be as easy as before.

ah well. fuck it. i have to study for next paper.

anyways, this morning i saw the news on tv about paris hilton going to jail. good for her. maybe that would reduce the random cock suckings. ah, i didn't know that she's known here in japan. here the japanese called her a celebrity princess. wow.

p/s: the image below was just random and does not relate to anything written in todays' post. just feel the horrible pain.
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