「学園だより」のための記事: i'm bored

i was bored. NO. i AM bored. so i took this survey about how necessary is sex education in malaysian educational system. they want to know how aware i am about sex when i was still a high school student; and this is what i think about their whole survey:

well i wish i had sex with my hot physics teacher but i can't because she told me to pay her rm100. so i worked hard part-time jobs to collect the money but when i DO get the money, she died of an accident or something so i used the money to buy porn dvds and magazines and sell it at my school and that experience has taught me entrepreneurial skills, which is cool. the reason why i have not tasted the warm feeling of a wet vagina is because when i ask a girl " hi you look lovely can i have sex with you? ", i always get slapped in the face. man, girls are hard to understand ! i'm just experiencing with my sexual organs for the sake of the existence of our species ! it's weird man i always scored perfect at japanese dating sim games , so why am i not successful in real life?

yesterday i watched some porno from uzbekistan or something, i don't really know the origin but damn they're so hairy ! so there are three people doing an orgy right, so one guy puts his erected penis in this chick's tight vagina right but out of nowhere this other guy came from behind and stick it into the chick's ass ?!! why the hell do they want to do that? i thought sex is just about two people sleeping next to each other and then magically they'll get a baby ?! i guess they DON'T want a baby so that's why they don't sleep next to each other and at some time this one guy just goes crazy and were licking all over the poor chicks vagina ! that's total torture because that chick is mourning all of the time but sometimes she is quiet when someone put a penis into her mouth. so about the question... well i'm expert in sex so yeah you can ask me instead ! although i'm just curious, is it ok for an adult female to put a very hard horse's penis into her vagina? anyways, keep up the good job, i'm being 100% supportive of your fine efforts!

setting services to speed up your computer

You probably have heard of people telling you that you can speed up your computer by stopping unwanted services. But when you look at the list of services running, you are unsure of what to shut down and what not to. Here’s a small guide to help you choose what to shutdown in a list of common processes/services. By the way, this is not my guide. I just copy pasted this great guide for all, and I DO 'feel' like my computer's a bit faster and the bootup speed is better improved. WARNING: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK but if you do as the guide says, you'll be fine don't worry!

Useless services:

• AdobeLM Service – Not all have this service, still its useless, just disable it if you have it.
• Alerter – Disable this if you aren’t on a network because you wont receive an alert thus.
• Application Management – Set this to manual.
• Automatic Updates – Disable it if you don’t require auto updating and patching of windows. Pretty useless if you use auto-patcher by neowin for updating your windows. Saves bandwidth.
• ClipBook – Disable this if you aren’t on a network since you don’t need to share anything then.
• Computer Browser – Disable this too if you aren’t on a network as then you don’t have to browse and monitor connected computers.
• Cryptographic Services – Set this to manual if you aren’t sure you require this.
• Distributed Transaction Service – Set this to manual.
• DNS Client – Set this to manual if you aren’t on a network.
• Error Reporting Service – Disable this damn useless service for reporting errors to Microsoft because they will hardly even reply to you for any error you get. Also saves lots of bandwidth.
• Fast User Switching Compatibility – Disable this if you have only a single user on your computer, or if you don’t use fast user switching feature much. That is, if you completely log-off and then allow other users to sit on your computer, then you don’t need this. Useless and saves time and memory disabling. Note that this process is completely useless for low memory computers.
• FTP Publishing – Disable this if you don’t use an FTP.
• Help and Support – Set it to manual or turn it off if you don’t use the help feature often. You can turn it on again when you want help.
• HTTP SSL – Set it to manual.
• Human Interface Device Access – turn this off if you don’t use hot-keys or remote systems on your computer, if you use them sometimes, better turn it to manual.
• IMAPI CD-Burning COM Service – set this to manual to save memory and time. Don’t turn it off if you have a CD Writer or a DVD Writer attached to your computer.
• Indexing Service – Turn it off, it uses lots of CPU. If you are an avid searcher, like a maniac, on your computer, leave it on since it will help you. If you know where your files are and don’t use search that often, then disable it for good.
• InstallDriver Table Manager – Disable this, does no harm in doing so.
• IPSEC Services – Set this to manual.
• Messenger – Disable this if you aren’t on a network, it uses too much memory and is a hog. Also it does no good and is a known security threat sometimes.
• MS Software Shadow Copy Provider – Set this to manual.
• Net Logon – disable if you aren’t on a network.
• NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing – Disable this if you don’t use Remote desktop feature, pretty useless feature according to me.
• Network Provisioning Service – disable this, its useless if you aren’t on a network.
• NT LM Security Support Provider – Disable this, its useless too.
• NVIDIA Display Driver Service – If you don’t use the features of nVidia Desktop, this must be disabled, big hog of memory.
• Office Source Engine – Disable it if you have a MS Office CD handy always, its helpful if your installation goes corrupt.
• Portable Media Serial Number Service – Set it to manual if you connect portable media to your computer, else disable it.
• Print Spooler – Disable it if you don’t have a printer.
• Protected Storage – Disable it if you don’t allow strangers to sit on your encrypted storage computer.
• Remote Desktop Help Session Manager – Disable it if you don’t use Remote Desktop feature for help and support from Microsoft which most probably is a Yes.
• Remote Procedure Call Locator – Set it to manual.
• Remote Registry – Serious security threat if turned on, disable it no matter what.
• Removable Storage – disable it if you don’t use removable storage drives, else turn it manual.
• Routing and Remote Access – Set it to manual.
• Secondary Logon – Useless feature for most, disable it or turn it manual.
• Security Accounts Manager – Disable it, pretty useless unless you use NTFS Encryption.
• Security Center – Damn useless and irritating feature. Disable it. No use at all.
• Server – set it to manual or disable it if not on network.
• Smart Card – Disable it if you don’t use smart cards on your computer.
• SSDP Discovery Service – Disable it of not on network or don’t have UPnP devices on home networks.
• Task Scheduler – Disable it if you don’t schedule tasks like defragmentation, error scans etc… and plan to do it your self instead.
• TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper – Set it to manual if on network else disable it for good.
• Telnet – Set it to manual if you use this feature, else disable it, especially home users.
• Terminal Services – Since you aren’t using Remote Desktop etc… disable it for good.
• Uninterrupted Power Supply – Disable it if you don’t have an UPS attached to the serial port of your computer.
• Universal Plug and Play Device Host – Set it to manual.
• User Privilege Service – Set it to manual.
• Volume Shadow Copy – disable it if you don’t backup using System Restore or Windows Backup.
• Windows Firewall/Internet Connection Sharing (ICS) – Disable this if you have another firewall such as Norton or Zone Alarm installed, Else let it remain ON for better security.
• Windows Image Acquisition (WIA) – If you don’t connect/use a camera/scanner with your computer, disable this service, else set it to manual.
• Windows Media Connect – Disable this if you don’t use a gadget such as an iPod etc… for your Windows Media Player.
• Windows Media Connect (WMC) Helper – Disable this if you disabled the above one or if you don’t need help.
• Windows Time – Disable if not on a synchronized network.
• Wireless Zero Configuration – Disable if not on a wireless network.
• WMI Performance Adapters – Disable it, useless service for basic usage.
• Workstation – Disable if you aren’t on a network. Or simply, if you are a gamer, just shut this one.

Notes:
1. To enter service manager, go to Start > Run > Type services.msc and hit enter.
2. To toggle the startup type of a service between Automatic, Manual and Disabled, double-click on the required service and choose the specific option from the listbox titled ‘Startup Type’ in the General tab.
3. If you are unsure about a service or for some reason, think it’s important, leave it alone or turn it to manual instead of disabling. It will help protect from damage.
4. Completely mastering service management is a task possible only by trial and error.
5. There are risks involved in turning down important services, better read the description before attempting to change a service’s startup type.

I hope I have been clear enough for you to understand what to disable and what not to. Enjoy a faster and healthier computer.

i got duped by a MAS geezer !!!

Previously, I wrote a post about my annoying and frustrating experience regarding my Japan Airlines flight ticket to NARITA, and for the inaccurate and blurry nature of that post, I had to write another post about this topic NOW that I have full comprehension of what has happened and the consciousness to trust my ability to grasp and analyze the important points that matters most in this case. My previous post was written at a time when my emotional stability is questionable, and I was pretty fucking pissed at the wrong people, because at that time I didn’t realize the truth of what is happening and the events has not fully developed to actually be taken into consideration to make assessments of what has happened. The purpose of this post is to clear things up and reveal the detailed truth of my unfortunate encounter with a fucking blood sucking cock-a-roach; and I hope by sharing my inauspicious story, people especially those who are going to use `connecting flight services`, could benefit and gain a little knowledge and be more cautious next time so that they didn’t end up like me.

For those who didn’t understand malay thus my previous post, I’m going to start from the beginning. I was going back to japan that day and I got a flight from Kota Bharu to Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) at 1955 hours so that i could catch the last JAL plane to NARITA for that day at 2305 hours. As some of you might have known, the east coast region of malaysia is raining heavily at that time with extremely heavy wind, so the KB-KLIA flight was delayed to 2400 hours, making it impossible for me to catch the JAL plane to NARITA.

Frustrated, nervous and didn't know what to do because i've never missed my flight before, i went to the MAS counter at the Kota Bharu airport for help. the mas representative was not being very co-operative but he told me that he managed to replace my KB-KLIA ticket to tomorrow's flight and there was no problem; but what about my JAL flight to NARITA? He went inside for about 15minutes, went back out with not-so-happy face and told me he had contacted JAL and they said JAL can't and won't replace my ticket for another date because it's not their fault that the weather's bad and it's MAS who fucked up the KB-KLIA flight, not them. he told me that JAL even refuses when MAS tried to buy a seat for me in JAL's next flight to NARITA. then he looked up to me, with a wide sickening eyes he said " there is an option though. you can buy a seat for a MAS flight instead, there are still seats left for tomorrow's 2355 hours flight. this is really your ONLY option." Already stressed, confused and tired, i simply ate the bait and bought the damn ticket. why i didn't demand MAS to pay for that ticket is a mystery. i'm so fucking stupid. i thought even these MAS people who works in this industry can't convince JAL to replace my ticket, what are the odds for a regular student like me to succeed? one lesson that i learn from this is to be calm and relaxed when facing a crisis, don't give up too quickly and approach a problem slowly and one at a time, and NEVER, i repeat NEVER trust the rival of the company you're dealing with. especially if he's a fucking malay geezer.

so i went home feeling frustrated that i just lost rm2076 for the MAS ticket but i do felt that something is just not right and i could've done better but i killed that emotion by saying " i'm just too tired and stressed. just go to bed." and go to bed, i did. but before tucking myself in, i wrote my previous post here on friendsterblog.

next morning, 9th january 2007, i got on the KB-KLIA plane and arrived at KL safely alhamdulillah, spent a couple of hours with my dad in sepang because he got some work there and went back to KLIA to board my MAS flight to NARITA. we arrived early, like 2 hours early so i think what about we go to the JAL counter and ask them weather they could refund our JAL ticket. i gave my 'unused and wasted' JAL ticket and said " i need to ask something..." and the JAL representative cut me off and said " please wait for a moment sir" so i waited for about 3 minutes and then he came to me and said " thank you for waiting sir, you can now go and check-in for this 2305 JAL flight at our counter." i was dumbfunded. wait a minute, am i hearing this right? didn't this JAL guy just told me that i could use this ticket although the MAS guy told me it was impossible and againt JAL's ' ticket replace ' policy? so i told the JAL guy about the MAS guy. you can't imagined how pissed off i am when he said " i knew your KB-KLIA flight was delayed yesterday because you've checked you luggage straight to NARITA and that came up my screen. so i waited for you to contact us, but we didn't receive ANY call from MAS Kota Bharu. i think that MAS representative was just trying to sell some tickets." FUCKING BLOOD-SUCKING COCK-A-ROACH! fucking geezer lied about contacting JAL! he just wants to sell some tickets for commission money!

motherfucking prick i swear to my left nipple i would fucking rip his heart out in front of his family and just fucking rip his head off and feed it to pigs. that fucking lying bastard.

i AM pissed and it would be lovely to kill him, rape his daughter and slit his wife's throat and burn their house down but when i think about it again, maybe i was MEANT to be fooled by this dick sucking son of a bitch. maybe GOD wants to tell and remind me to stop fucking around and realize that all that money and possession that i own, all of that belongs to GOD and GOD only; and GOD could take it away in a blink of an eye if GOD wants it to happen. GOD gives and takes whatever and whenever GOD wants because all of this is just a temporary 'rentals' from GOD. GOD is the ultimate owner of everything. i should suck it up and be more carefull next time and i hope you readers would be too.

with all that said, there is still a small part of me that wants to at least beat that MAS lying geezer up, cut his pecker and lying tongue off and shove it up his stinking arse; and sexually harass her young virgin daughter. ok i like to fantasize about violent things, i'm just saying it ok, i don't really mean it but IF i were in malaysia right now, i would surely do a research about this old geezer and do the appropriate arrangements to plan my sweet revenge. lucky for him, i'm in japan and he's enjoying his puny commission from the damn tickets he sold to a confused, stressed and absolutely dumb student. FUCKER.

tiket ku ke tokyo.... BURN begitu sahaja

yap... tiket japan airlines aku dari KLIA ke NARITA yg sepatutnya aku naik malam ni burn begitu sahaja sebab flight MAS aku dr KB ke KLIA telah ditunda drpd jam 1955 ke 2330 disebabkan cuaca buruk, menyebabkan aku tak sempat untuk naik flight KLIA-NARITA yg sepatutnya berlepas jam 2305. tiket japan airlines (JAL) tu diaorg tak nak ganti sebab JAL kata masalah flight malam ni disebabkan cuaca, bukannya teknikal so tidak termasuk dalam 'polisi penggantian tiket' diorg. siot aa JAL, MAS selamba aje bole ganti tiket sorang penumpang lain yg nak gi kansai mlm tadi jugak tapi terkandas mcam aku sebab flight KB ke KLIA tertunda. MAS nak beli seat drpd diaorg pon tak bagi. aduih skema tul la jepun nih.

anyways, aku beli la tiket KLIA-NARITA baru, melalui MAS aje. rm2076 beb. tapi aku redha aje la. aku hanya bole merungut kat sini, duit aku takkan datang balik. nak buat mcam mana, dah nasib baaadaaannnnn.........

skang baru la aku setuju ngan pendapat sensei ryutai aku; TOYA sensei yg kata JAL nih tak bagus. dia pakai plane buruk pastu pilot american yg dah tua2 sebab tu time take-off ngan touch down, bergegar gila babun tak ingat dunia. korang pon jangan la naik JAL heehee naik la MAS, lagi selamat.

tapi ku tetap KECHEUWA !!!!

もう遅いかもしれないが、アケオメ！HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

今日のタイトルのように、いまさら「あけおめ」ってもう遅いかもしれないが、 改めて言います！新年明けましておめでとうございます！２００６年さようなら！

いや、いや、いや。。時の流れは速いってかんじだね。俺、もう22歳になったぞ！なのに彼女はい・ま・せ・ん！まあ。。実は気に入った地元にいる娘がいるんだけど、なかなか「好き」って言えないもんだね。こんなコンプレクスを持っている自分が、ちょっと嫌。

もう一つ、告白ができない理由は、遠距離恋愛が嫌いだからだ。嫌いというより、自分にはできないと思うから。うまくいくはずがないと思っているからだ。以前の恋は遠距離恋愛で、最初好きだった娘がいつの間にかに興味が失い、結局俺から別れを言い出した。彼女は一週間ぐらい泣いていたと彼女の友達から聞いた。自分のことが物凄く最低だと今まで思ったことがない。俺マジ悪者だ。ある有名なマレー熟語があった。TIDAK MAHU PISANG BERBUAH DUA KALI　バナナの木は２度も果実を結ばないでほしい。ひどい事を２度も起こして欲しくないっていう意味。自分の事が信用できない。女の子の心、とくにあの地元の娘の気持ちを傷づきたくないんだ。逆にされるのも、怖い。

何言ってんだ俺。それでは皆さん、またね！
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