i wanna see the world cup

i wanna see the world cup but the odd hours and the lack of free time to watch tv is not helping me much in my quest to enjoy the biggest sports event in the world. i missed a lot of the matches but i tried to keep up with the result, goal moments and fake fouls by watching highlights but that won't cut it. that's not the way to enjoy the world cup! but well, i guess a busy man should make sacrifices sometimes........ damn you world cup, worst timing !!! ever !!!

p/s: picture below has nothing to do with the world cup, just a lingerie company (i'm not really sure though, but does it really matter? ) in china making full use of the world cup fever in their advertisement; just like any other company. i thought mud, football and lingerie was never a good combination. well, i'm not always right.........

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* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

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* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
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kepada exclassmate ku yg tgh enjoy reunion skang

assalamualaikum. waaaaa nak pegi reunion jugak !!! tapi nak wat mcam mana aku ada exam, lepas exam pon sibuk jugak sampai la cuti summer nih (august), tu pon tak sure bole balik ke tak. aku pon sebenarnya nak tengok mcam mana korang dah berubah skang.
anyways bergembira la kamu sumer, aku harap kan takde sorang pon drpd korang yg mati lemas ke, kena culik & rogol & bunuh ke, mati tercekik ayam bbq ke, tangan terbakar time prepare ayam tu pastu kena potong sampai ke bahu sebab saraf dah mati ke, time berenang2 kat laut tu tiba2 datang jerung makan kaki & jugak organ seks korang so korang jadi mandul seumur hidup ke, time tengah potong2 sayur tu tiba2 korang terkelar lengan sendiri ke pastu pisau tu pulak melayang pastu tertikam leher memba sebelah ke pastu memba yg kena tikam tu pon panik pastu terlanggar dapur api yg menyebab kan bilik yg korang duduk tu terbakar pastu mati sumer ex classmate korang yg tengah main daun terup. aku harap takkan berlaku sumer tu, insyaallah.

ok la kalo ada apa2 citer best, tulis aje la kat bahagian comment ataupon chatbox kat sebelah. have a great time everyone :)

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