some crazy sony fanboy's plan

after counting the money i saved up go (im 17 and have no job) and when
i have enough for a ps3 go and find a store

that has one. Ask can i borrow the car and go get it. go upstairs and lock the door, unpack it and smell it, and fell it,

and hold it. go down stairs to the basement. spend a good 20 mins reaching for the ports that do 1080p or 720p. and

play it till i have to pee, eat or someone comes down and talks to me. then unplug it and go up stairs to my room and

plug it in and play and lock the door. Ill proable get Killzone or Resistance: Fall of man . waist time to see if I can

use one of parents bluetooth headsets and try my logitech usb headset. set up online and see what it can do. If no one

is home, look at porn for a good min to check it for what codecs it has. Wash my hands. go get popcorn and tea.

delete my history, cache, and saved forms so no one will know. hook up my usb keyboard and mouse. figure out

how to make the mosue sensitivy increase. Finally pop in a FPS or Rpg and see how to use the K/M and conroller.

after about an hour of single player. go online and get my ass kicked for about a good 2 rounds and then PWN. I

wouldnt sleep. I would then go to school on sleep. go home and play ps3 till i fall out. Come to school wearing the

same clothes (but chances are more likey ill switch out shirts.) get on the bus looking drunk with a grin on my face.

get through school get on the bus, get off the bus stop thats by a 7-11 buy energy drink and 1 2 liter of pepsi and

come home see if anyone is home. If not, use my ps3 to look at porn again. making sure i dont touch the controller.

wash my hands. get something to eat. If anyone home i would go upstairs and play online again. if not take my Ps3

down stairs and config the WiFi. and play on the 50' screen again. until someone bugs me. Go upstairs and plug it

back in. By then my mom would of asked me if i slept? play all night go to school in the SAME pants as the last 3

days and in a different shirt. get through school. If i have the money buy more CAFFEINE.at the same 7-11. walk

home again. If no one is home turn up the volume of my stero system thats hooked up to the ps3 and play till my

parents get home. I might shower if i feel like. Go to school by then my freinds would of known i have a ps3, that

my brain died 2 days ago, and im caffeinated and drooling at the mouth. With me brain dead im sure some hot girl would ask me WTF is wrong with me .

Being braindead i wouldnt listen to here look at her boobs. point at them and smile, and a teacher would see us. and I get sent to my

adminstartor after waisting 10 mins finding out who to see and where to go even after being in the school for since

freshmen year (ill be a junior for the 06-07 year.) Get writen up for the first time ever, for sexual harsament and

coming to school under the influence of something. Then come home and get on the GS ps3 forum and post a picture

of it with me dressed like an iraqi insurgent with a pipe looking like im about to smash my ps3. and then do it all over

agian and go to my freinds house.