Saturday, April 15, 2006

Nacchi's Latest Commercial

元モー娘。安部なつみの新CM。
Ex-Morning Musume, Natsumi Abe's latest commercial for Geogia's GABA COFFEE product. damn nacchi kawaii nak mampos!!
なっちスマイル大好き!



only the commercial:


*update: just after i wrote this post, i went out to American Drug to buy me a bottle of Georgia GABA Coffee. My God the taste is awful! shit if Nacchi was not involved in all of this i wouldn't even want to finish this horrible tasting liquid from hell. My advice: you can drool on every advertisement that Nacchi's on, but don't expect the product to be as sweet as her smile.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

俺のこと。。もうダメだ。。

今日ちょっと自分の事が一つ分かった。俺は優しくされると好きになるタイプかもしれん。バーカ。 人の心を傷つくのが嫌だから、気をつけるんだ。以上。受験勉強に戻る。わああああ進学してええ!!!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

serious question to girls: is this sweet?

so i have a very serious question. if a guy did these things to you, do you think it's sweet or is it just too cheezy? girls please respond i want to know if this is true or not, i'll take notes; i want to be a sweet guy, sweeter than kelantanese kuih-muih and sweets!

DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]

2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
[It makes her feel like you really love her.]

4. Cuddle with her.
[She'll feel like your there for her]

5. Hug her from behind
[It makes her feel special]

6. Write little notes.
[She smiles. They're cute; The end]

7. Compliment her Honestly.
[No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
[It makes her feel wanted]

9. Be super sweet to her.
[All girls like a super sweet guy]

10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
[She'll go to bed with a smile]

11. Comfort her when she cries.
[She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]

12.Wipe away her tears
[It'll show you'll always be there]

13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your dick]

14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
[It's true boys!]

15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
[Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]

16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
[& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]

17. Take her for a long walk at night!
[She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.]

18. When it's cold outside hold her close
[You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]

19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
[This just feels good HAHA!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}

Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet

new glasses

my new glasses. bought this one at UENO, tokyo. it's not cheap (14000yen) but it's pretty sweet. this one is just like hideo kojimas'. when i first wear this at school, almost everyone i spoke to tells me that my new glasses were a bit 'hade(flashy; gaudy)' because of the colour (transparent - or the lack of it?!), but as they get used to it, now they're bugging me with gay praises like 'hey you look cool!', 'you look very nice!' etc. i don't know why the japanese male could praise another male's look without being gay.

one time when i cut my hair short and put on contact lenses, my classmate sakurai couldn't stop saying gayish things like 'oh my god you're soo cool'. when i said, 'no, i'm not! i just look different from the rest of you'. but he took it to the next level by saying 'no ali, you are very handsome, if i'm a girl i would drool on you'. from that day, i stop wearing contact lenses. those are made from hell. pheesshh. of course everyone wants to look good and wants people to think they look good, but that is TOO FUCKING GAY i can't take it !!!

i want to be an average looking guy (and i think i am), i don't think i'm ugly, but i don't think i'm 'wow you're handsome fucking shit why the fuck are you telling me that shit you crazy arse are you on crack or what !!??' good looking either. but i guess they're just kissing my arse, like i don't know how good the japanese is when it comes to arse kissing. (kiss ass -
To act submissively or obsequiously in order to gain favor. in malay: bodek). i look in the mirror and all i can see is just an average looking guy. even if i look exactly like brad pitt it wouldn't mean a thing if i can't do calculus and speak japanese. looks means nothing, it's the inside that REALLY matters.

but when i think about it, it's pretty cool actually. in malaysia, if you're a male, you can only praise another male's good looks by using irony and sarcasm or you'll be accused of having a hobbie of dripping on sweaty guys with musles. so i'm having a peace of mind, now that i know i don't bought something that will make me look like a boyband. gay people and boybands, i hate them equally.

Friday, April 07, 2006

i'm so damn lazy !!

damn, i'm soo damn fucking lazy damn it !! hahaa i've already used the world famous english word 'damn' 4 fucking times, and 'fucking' 2 fucking times!! what the hell is wrong with me? aahh i don't have time nowadays to wrote anything anymore. i'm not buzy, i'm just too damn lazy, shit there i go again, i should watch my words. i can easily hit the delete button but why the fuck should i censor myself on the net, on my OWN blog?

sometimes i just sit there on my bed thinking about nothing. sometimes i feel soo lonely i want to hug someone. i don't know why, i never felt like this before. maybe it's just me getting older and being alone is no fun anymore? i used to enjoy being alone a lot, now i hunger for human contact everytime. even a simple and short email from a lesbian girl from zorpia forum telling me to kill myself because i'm such a fucking homophobic makes me happy.

school starts tomorrow. i'm a 5th year student now but i still feel like a freshie. i can't believe it. got to move on. got to keep my shit together if i want to stay and go through this. i've got to prepare for the university entrance exam(s), and i only got 2-3 months to do that. can i do it? 4 months after this you'll know the answer. sleep tight tonight, for from tomorrow until the next 4 months, it's going to be tough. good luck taufiq ali. damn i have a cool name!
お終い
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