a pussy story

(warning: to all those pretty princesses from the land of sweetness and happiness, don't read my post today. it's full of profanity and some harsh words that's not suitable to you sweet people of flowers and jelly candies. i'm still a nice guy though, except for today.)

Last week I was shocked to see my Japanese friend wearing this t-shirt that has this written on the front: PUSSY. It was designed to look like a Pepsi logo; you just change the word ‘Pepsi’ to ‘pussy’ and you’ll know how it would look like. So I told him what pussy really means in English and why he shouldn’t be wearing it ‘coz surely he doesn’t know what it means, which is a common thing with the Japanese. They suck in English, very, very much. “Ok Yuusei, the word pussy has three common usages. First one: kids often use ‘pussycat’ to refer to cats. Second one is what you say to a man who’s afraid to do anything considered ‘manly’ like showing the middle finger to a policeman who deserves it ‘coz he took bribes. And the last meaning is the main reason why I think you shouldn’t be wearing it in public. It’s a taboo word for a woman’s ehem ehem.” And then he said “a woman’s what? Like vagina!? Shit I better change!!” but he was too late, another friend of mine heard our little conversation and he laughed his ass off at poor Yuusei like crazy and suddenly stopped and asked me how to use the word pussy, of course not referring to cute little kittens !! So being a good moving-dictionary of English dirty words for my classmates, I explained to him with more detail, and warned him not to use it freely, ‘coz it’s fucking taboo. Well at least in my part of world. And I should’ve not trusted him.

The day after that day, everyone in the class was using the word pussy to joke around. Pussy that pussy this….. fucking perverts !! I went to class one morning and I got greeted with “Ohaio (means good morning) ali pussy pussy !! haha!!”. Even during class, from out of nowhere, this guy who’s sitting in front of me turns around and with a grin on his face, said “pussy!” and went back to sleep. Yeah a lot of my classmates sleep during class, I don’t know why, the teachers in front just don’t give a fuck about it. Last summer during ZAIRYOU RIKI GAKU ( means material force engineering, or something like that, i'm not really sure) one kid took off all of his clothes except his boxer ‘coz he said it’s too hot and still the teacher in front pretends that nothing’s happening. I guess that same kid could fuck his wife on the back of the class and he still would act like nothing’s happening.

Ok back to my main story. In Japan, it’s very easy to find kids wearing t-shirts that has rubbish English written on it that doesn’t even mean a fucking thing. As long as it’s in English, it’s cool! That’s the way they’re looking at it. One time there’s one guy from another class who is quite close to me; he used to wear this jumper that has this written on the back, in ORANGE BOLD LETTERS: FUCK THE TAXI DRIVER. He’s walking around the school with those words written on his back and nobody cared nor knows what the hell it means. Well, maybe someone knew exactly what it means but they just don’t feel that it’s taboo. Fuck, shit, ass… they’re not taboo in Japan. They don’t censor these words (English taboo words) on TV even if it’s on prime time. Well, usually they dub the spoken language of foreign TV programs to japanese、but you can choose to listen to it’s original audio by clicking to one specific button on the remote. Oh I love that button, especially when watching English movies.

My classmates started to learn English when they’re 13 years old, which is quite late. But nowadays, Japanese parents are forcing their kids to go to special English classes handled by native English speakers, putting more pressure and stress to their already busy and stressful childhood days. Japanese parents are very concerned with the performance of their kids at school. It’s very common for working Japanese women to quit her job when she gave birth to a child so that she could focus her time and energy on her child’s growth and education. That’s why Japanese kids are so smart, and that’s also the reason why a lot of ‘em commit suicide. The most popular way to do this is to jump onto a train track and the fast approaching train ahead would do the rest. 30 minutes later, the trains operational again. You know, the Japanese doesn’t like their train to be late! This 30 mins train delay has happened many times to me, heck there’s even one time that a high school girl had jumped onto a speeding train just a few platforms behind me and I could hear the loud bump during impact. One morning when I was waiting for my train I could see the blood on the track. I heard a guy jumped onto a ‘super’ speeding train one hour ago. It’s so sad. And scary too.

Ok I know, maybe you, the reader of this post might think that I’m just writing this ‘coz I hate Japan or I just want to give it a bad image or something. You are absolutely wrong. I love Japan, but no country is perfect. I’m just writing this stuff to tell you the truth, which I’ve experienced first hand. To me, Japan is a great place if you want to stay here for a couple of years. Every thing is different here. The food, the culture, the way they think, everything about Japan amazes me in a lot of different ways, good & bad. I just feel the need to write about what I’ve experienced here in an honest way; at least I’m honest to myself. I don’t censor myself; I don’t give a fuck what you would think about me. What I wrote is only true to myself, you don’t need to believe me. Hmm… wait a minute, why am I being so serious? Hahahaha what the hell !! Ok, from now on, I’m going to write more about the stuff that I’ve experienced in Japan and I’m just going to say what I want to say, without thinking about the consequences. I think I’m getting serious with this blog thing !! wuhuu power to this newcomer of the blogging world !!