Pls don't delete without reading:help the girl

hi nice peoples! A couple of days ago, my jewish daughter, she's 6years old but already smoking marijuana, her name is Fatima-bling-blang. Well, she was playing on the street because i have works as sexy momy for my customers, in front of our house, and then out of no where, this imaginary car came out and crashed into her body and not into my vagina! I was so frightened and angered at the driver, but it ended out to be,that the drivers brakes had been shot, and he wasn't able to stop because he's been giving a sex in mouth. Luckily, my daughter, was able to avoid death, but she is in very serious condition. Right now, as I speak, she's in big hospital, but the thing is, she has a serious tiny injury. It's internal bleeding, and it's bad to say, but we don't have any health insurance because most of our money were spent on horse-gambling, and we don't have enough money to pay for the operation. There is no way we can save her but i want to make money to buy sweet ps3 from japon and also spam all you stupid people who believe in chain mails so I made a deal with a BCC inc and they told me, for every person that will foward email, they will donate 3 cents to the operation and 5 cents to the jewish freedom movement. THIS IS NO JOKE. We attached wonderful encodings, that tracks how many times this message is fowarded @ spammed. SO PLEASE, FOWARD THIS LETTER TO EVERY DUMB PERSON THAT YOU THINK BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS ON THE INTERNET THESE DAYS ON YOUR LIST. IT WILL BE APPRECIATED AND EVERY MSG SENT WILL MAKE YOU SEXY AND SMARTER AND COOL AND EVERY ONE WILL LOVE YOU ! IF YOU MUSLIM, YOU GUARANTEE GO TO HEAVEN ! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Hilarious read - Thirteen-year-old tries to steal a Steam account

br0kenrabbit says:
hi
Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening
br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?
br0kenrabbit says:
up?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)
br0kenrabbit says:
Why?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says:
My information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit says:
Well...
Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
br0kenrabbit says:
Well
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs
br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
how
br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k
br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?
br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos
br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why
br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(
br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.
br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS says:
m
br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
why
br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya
br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
k
Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what
br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????
br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst
br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit says:
Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS says:
what
br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

raya raya raya

sempena hari raya aidilfitri hari ini izinkan aku menulis dalam bahasa melayu feweett !!!

so tahun ni aku beraya kat embassy malaysia kat shibuya, tokyo. waa dah lama tak pegi embassy. rupa-rupanya kulat2 kat pintu masuk embassy masih ada kat situ lagi. maybe sebab hari ni hujan kot. anyways, 23hb ngan 24bh cuti school festival so tahun ni pon bole la aku pegi beraya kat embassy. baik punya timing!

23hb pagi tu tergesa2 aku ngan piye naik bullet train sebab terlebih tidur la pulak. bertolak pkl 10:08 pagi and sampai tokyo dlm pkl 11:30 a.m. kot. sampai2 aje terus pegi UENO sebab aku nak buat kaca mata ( haha haha hahha haha haha hahaha hahaha !) baru oh yeah. macho siot spek baru aku. dah la harga berpatutan ( 10500 yen). aku suka kat kedai spek alook kat UENO nih sebab service dia bagus dan staff diaorg professional gila layan pelanggan. boleh dicontohi betul. piye pon beli spek jugak tapi kena tunggu 4-5 hari baru siap sebab kanta takde dalam stok. aku punya spek lak siap 25 minit aje.

lepas beli spek pegi solat jamak terus zuhur ngan asar kat surau IKEBUKURO. masuk2 surau ada sorang mamat Syria ngan Turki. So layan la borak2 ngan diaorg. brader Syria tu kawin ngan awek jepun. tapi yg aku peliknya bini dia still christian lagi, bole ke kawin? lagi pelik, ada jugak org jepun yg christian rupa2nya ?! kebiasaan nya org jepun sambut christmas lagi meriah drpd perayaan diaorg sendiri tapi tak tau satu haram pasal agama christian. diaorg ikut aje bulat2 budaya amerika. tapi yg makin aku heran ngan brader Syria tu dia cakap dia tak kerja pon. bini dia yg support kewangan rumah tangga. apa kebenda la org syria nih abih tu datang jepun buat apa. pastu complain plak cakap awek arab lagi cun drpd awek jepun. 知るかボケ! dah tau asal kawin ngan awek jepun lak? anyways aku kena sound " you're muslim right? so why can't you speak arabic? ". aduuh betul jugak tu. malu betul aku. uih masih belum lambat untuk aku belaja cakap arab! hmm.... mcam mana la diaorg mencarut kot bahasa arab aa? 気になる！

lepas solat pegi jumpa ngan kohai aku kat eki pastu pusing2 Sunshine City sementara nak tunggu waktu berbuka. tapi terlebih2 pusing, sampai terbeli jaket; tgk2 jam dah pkl 6 ptg ( berbuka pkl 5 lebih) so pegi la restoran pakistan MARHABA kat belakang eki IKEBUKURO. waa dah lama tak makan mutton beryani kedai nih ! time aku duduk tokyo dulu slalu gak datang situ makan. memang best! tapi manusia sentiasa kalah dengan nafsu nya. kitaorg order byk sgt roti sampai tak abis makan. 反省しています。 lepas makan, pegi STUDENT HOUSE kat MEGURO, tido.

dlm pkl 12 malam aku tersedar dari tido, tgk sekeliling takde org tapi terdengar suara gelak ketawa kat bilik dalam. alamak cuak la pulak apahal takde org tapi bole dengar suara org gelak ramai2 plak. tgk2 kohai2 kosen 3yr student baru sampai. tgk makan kuih raya diaorg rupanya. so aku pon sebagai senpai yg baik hati kena la tolong diaorg makan kuih raya. banyak sangat tuu. ahh... 美味しく頂きました！ dah lama tak makan kuih raya. bole la. tapi ada sorang kohai ( lelaki) tu muka mcam adik perempuan munsip. hmm..... mushykil....

24hb pagi raya bebeh !!! yahuu jom turun mandi raya !!! sampai2 kat tempat shower ada kedengaran bunyi2 yg aneh lagi mencurigakan datang drpd bilik shower. hm... bunyi mcama.... oo patut la ada bdk pompoan tgh mandi. so aku cancel la mandi, naik atas ambik air wuduk aje. pakai baju melayu. slow2. sambil tersengih2.

sampai SHIBUYA dalam pkl 8:00 kot aku pon tak ingat. pastu naik bas kecik sampai embassy. hujan rintik2. pastu takbir raya ngan solat raya oh yeah ! ramai gila org datang. ada dalam 500-800 kot. pastu makan la kat atas. menu tahun ni pon biasa la. ada nasi himpit. nasi beryani. kari hijau aku tak tau nama. kari merah aku tak tau nama. apa lagi aa. tak ingat tapi aku ingat sumer nya sedap. waa ni baru rasa mcam raya ! kenkadang penin aku tgk baju kurung bdk pompoan yg berkilat2 dengan warna nya yg cerah2. ahh dah lama tak tengok pompoan melayu berbaju melayu yg bertudung mcam org melayu, makan makanan melayu dengan sudu, bukan dengan tangan yg merupakan cara sejati org melayu sejak berzaman. waa banyak nya MELAYU !!!

abis makan maka bermula la pesta dimana beratus2 org melayu bergambar2 bersama2 diaorg sendiri, setiap org berusaha bersungguh2 untuk memberi senyuman kepada kamera didepan sedang kan sumer org tau sebenarnya diaorg tu agak sayu tak bleh raya kat malaysia. hahaha padan muka diaorg ! i know you're faking that smile but it's ok. aku pon sangap jugak, join sumer org ambik gamba. dengan group yg aku tak kenal pon aku cuba masuk gamba diaorg. takpe. diaorg tak marah punya sebab raya. tapi brapa ratus keping la nak ambik penin aku. rimas pon ada jugak sebab kena fake smile. takpe lah asalkan diaorg bergembira di hari raya. aku join aje. aku pon nak bergembira.

abis2 bergamba, aku balik sensorang aje sebab aku dah beli tiket bullet train awal so tak leh tumpang senpai aku balik sampai nagano. lagi pon dia nak beraya lagi kat umah staff kedutaan. aku plak rasa mcam malas la pulak nak raya lama2. sket2 dah la kata seorg ahli nujum yg agak bijaksana. time aku nak pegi balik SHIBUYA eki tu terserempak ngan 2 org awek jepun pakai gothic pink sambil tarik beg luggage besaq gilo. pelik gila sampai aku terlupa nak ambil gamba. tapi yg aku geram nya bole plak dia tgk aku ngan muka pelik ( sebab aku gaijin la tu ). woi cik adik korang berdua tu yg pelik !

tengok2 jam baru pkl 2 p.m. hmm... takkan nak balik nagano terus kot. せっかく東京に来たんだから。so nak gi mana aa? aha ! jom pegi AKIHABARA ! lemas kat akihabara pegi HARAJUKU plak ! uwaaa nasib baik takde org wat cosplay lak di pagi hari raya yg mulia nih. alhamdulillah for the rain. time aku tgh pusing2 kat SUNSHINE CITY kat IKEBUKURO, aku terserempak sekali lagi ngan awek jepun gothic pink tadi. diaorg masuk SANRIO GIFT SHOP. haa memang sesuai la kedai tu ngan diaorg, satu kedai tu kaler pink. pening aku tgk. aku masuk sekejap aje tapi tak leh tahan. pusing2 kat YAMANOTE SEN sampai aku penin, baru la aku patah balik ke TOKYO pastu naik bullet train lagi ke NAGANO. tapi sebelum aku naik train aku tak lupa untuk belik buah tangan untuk mori kun : the famous TOKYO BANANA BAUMKUCHEN. sebelum balik asrama, beli onigiri fav aku karashi mentaiko （辛子明太子）. sampai umah pkl 6:30 p.m. eh piye ngan bak tak balik lagi. takkan diaorg pegi fuuzoku kat ROPPONGI kot. hmm takpe lah. baik gi solat dulu. pas solat bukak com, chatting sket kat ym pastu aku terfikir. eh apa kata aku tulis blog kot melayu hari nih !? つうか、長えよ今回は！さて、秋田大学の編入学手続きの書類をそろってみよっか？

saat-saat aku merasai kesunyian

jadi macam biasa la satu malam tu aku chatting ngan beberapa kawan aku kat yahoo messenger. seronok gila sebab dah lama tak denga khabar sumer. tapi tiba2 aje computer hang sampai keluar blue screen of death. so kena la tinggal kan sekejap ruang chatting tadi dan restart computer.

bila dah masuk balik windows, cepat2 aku bukak ym dan masuk online, pastu taip " sorry la weh tadi computer meragam sket", copy ayat tu pastu paste kat semua org yg aku tgh chat tadi. rasa mcam bersalah pulak sebab paksa diaorg tunggu aku. so aku duduk la depan screen dengan perasaan bersalah dan juga ingin tahu pasal perbualan tadi yg terputus di tengah jalan. tapi tunggu 10 minit, tunggu 20 minit, takde seorang pon yg balas balik.

time tu la yg aku sedar yg aku nih... kesunyian....

tapi tiba2 aje lepas tu ada sorang dua yg balas balik. waa rasa gembira plak. tapi terus aku rasa sunyi lagi sebab time tu dah jam 23:58. lagi 2 minit internet asrama ni putus.

Aさん： looh relax aa, komputer ko meragam nak buat mcam mana. aku pon nak blah dulu la, ada kerja sket

AKU: ok babai, aku pon nak siapkan assignment sket nih. (tipu aje. sebenarnya esok cuti, bila2 masa bole buat. dateline pon lambat lagi.)

hmm dah pukul 12 malam. internet dah putus. nak buat apa yek? nak tgk DVD Juon 2 rasa mcam cuak plak tgh2 malam ni. nak gi tido tak mengantuk pulak. kalo ada sensei yg mengajar kat depan tu bole la aku nak tido. ah tengok LOST lagi best.

about the oath ceremony

ok. i DID the sports oath ceremony this morning. it's done. well.... it went quite smoothly i guess because magically i was able to produce a lot of laughter from the kids and they even clapped their hands and cheered even louder than after the 校長 (headmaster) 's morning greeting. i did the oath ceremony using malay, japanese, english and kelantanese all mixed up real good like a cup of starbuck's milk shake. i guess i have failed to make a fool out of myself! yay !

with that done, i have another task to complete before tomorrow morning. i have to practice dancing to japanese pop-idol group: morning musume's renai revolution 21 (モーニング娘。の恋愛レボリューション２１) hit song. the whole class ( all male and that includes me ) are going to perform this dance during tomorrow's night stage show; but damn the dance steps are soo hard ! this is the video that i've been dancing to for the past 2 days, trying to remember it all. i have no idea how my friends could dance perfectly to this crap.

the main reason why i'm trying hard to be able to do the dance is because the whole class had agreed ( those crazy fuck-heads ) that those who can't dance are going to be performing a ' lotion-sumo ' show just after the dance is over as a part of the our show for the night. maybe you're wondering what is a lotion-sumo; it's really simple actually. it's the same thing as the real sumo, except you put a lot of lotion and vegetable oil on the ring to make the floor slippery. fuck no i'm not going to participate in that crap; let me do the stupid girly dance please !!!

i, first and foremost, knew perfectly well that i can't dance for a nickel but it's way better that doing the crazy 'lotion-sumo'. that's total humiliation and a disgrace to the human species. yeah i guess you can say that my japanese friends are quite crazy, sometimes. but after actually tried doing the complicated dance steps, now i know how hard it is for the morning musume girls to dance and sing at the same time. what a feat. ok i guess i should go back to watching 4 under aged japanese girls dance like freaking monkeys on crack and try to mimic their girly dance steps. oh i'm so proud of myself.

syukur alhamdulillah

oh yeah yeehaa ! after traveling from kyuushuu to hokkaido around japan chasing one purpose that is to get the opportunity to futher my studies, finally i can at least put my strees hat on a lower level. thank god i've passed the entrance exam for akita university. あああ、むっちゃ疲れたわ。。。。もう後５ヶ月はゆっくりと勉強と研究を進めるな。。

it's been a loooong time since i posted my last entry here because you know, i've been very busy with university entrance exam. i got so much to write with no time at all. right now i'm busy with the school festival (文化祭) that starts tomorrow. i'm quite nervous right now because i'm going to lead the whole freaking school tomorrow morning in the sports oath ceremony. when i heard that i was chosen to lead the oath ceremony, i think yeah maybe it's cool because that means i'm going to be the first foreign student to do it; but i forgot about one horrible thing. the japanese don't give shit about the oath ceremony: that's why every year the oath representative were SUPPOSED to do the oath ceremony in a humorous way because no one would give a shit if you do it PROPERLY. so i ride the time machine and flashed back to the sports oath ceremony when i was a third and fourth year student. oh my god the representative at that time were all trying soo hard to be funny that they look like fucking idiot jerks. oh shit i'm soo fucked !!!

so what the hell should i do for the oath ceremony next morning? my entire class were like "面白いのを期待してるよ。 = we expect it to be funny " !!! even my research lab professor said something about recording me next morning with his new high-definition sony handcam. damn it.

so i got a couple of ideas that i'm not sure are going to work. the first thing that i can come up with is to do the oath entirely in kelantanese dialect. haha. err... is it funny? that always works with my classmates but i don't know what are the reactions are going to be when the audience is just about 1000 japanese teenagers !!?!! ahh scrap that. my second idea is to it, NAKED. ok next idea: do the oath with a voice impersonation of someone famous like kitano takeshi or kodama kiyoshi. でもお前モノマネなんかやっ事ねぇだろう！？？ i don't know how to do impersonations damn it! argh i'm doomed !! this is WAY harder than the university entrance exams !!

so there it is. i still have zero clue on what to do next morning. or maybe i should just put vegetable oil on my body and do it naked?